CZ’s Crypto Crusade: Will Coinbase Bow to BNB’s Might? 🤑

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In the labyrinthine depths of the crypto realm, where greed and ambition intertwine like serpents in a fevered dream, Changpeng Zhao, the enigmatic founder of Binance, has unleashed a salvo of words upon the unsuspecting Coinbase. With a flourish of his rhetorical dagger, he demands-nay, implores-that Coinbase open its gates to the projects birthed upon the BNB Chain. “Fairness,” he cries, as if the very concept were a beacon in this morass of avarice. And yet, one cannot help but smirk at the irony, for in this game of thrones, who dares claim the crown of impartiality? 😏

Moreover, I would urge Coinbase to list more @BNBChain projects. @Binance has listed several Base projects. Don’t think Coinbase has listed a single @BNBChain project yet. And it’s a more active chain. Ah, the sweet scent of hypocrisy! 🍿

Not a trade. Just recommending, given we are on the topic of being open,…

– CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) October 16, 2025

In a missive on the digital altar of X, CZ, with a wink and a nudge, points out that Binance, in its magnanimity, has embraced projects from Coinbase’s own Base network. Yet, Coinbase, like a stubborn mule, turns a blind eye to the BNB ecosystem, despite its pulsating vitality. Oh, the folly of it all! 🤡

According to the oracles at Nansen, the BNB Chain has witnessed a surge in activity so prodigious, it would make even the most jaded observer raise an eyebrow. Over 500 million transactions in a single month-a 150% leap, no less! And yet, Coinbase remains unmoved, as if ensconced in a fortress of indifference. 🏰

Adding insult to injury, CMB International, a scion of China Merchants Bank, has unveiled a $3.8 billion USD Money Market Fund on the BNB Chain. A testament to its prowess, one might think. But Coinbase? Silent as a grave. 🪦

Coinbase to List BNB? The Plot Thickens…

CZ’s tirade comes on the heels of Coinbase’s grand unveiling of “The Blue Carpet,” a program ostensibly designed to bring transparency to its listing process. BNB, with all its grandeur, has been added to the roadmap. But let us not be fooled-inclusion is no guarantee of salvation. 🧐

Assets added to the roadmap today: BNB (BNB)

– Coinbase Markets 🛡️ (@CoinbaseMarkets) October 15, 2025

As Coinbase faces the scrutiny of the masses, Arca CIO Jeff Dorman emerges as a voice of dissent, castigating the platform for its peculiar choices. “Worst assets,” he declares, while BNB, the third-largest cryptocurrency, is left to languish in obscurity. A curated broker or an open marketplace? The question hangs in the air like a guillotine. ⚖️

“Listing War” Between Exchanges: A Farce of Epic Proportions

The battle for listing supremacy rages on, with CZ proclaiming that strong projects need not grovel at the feet of exchanges. “If your project is strong,” he intones, “exchanges will race to list your coin.” Yet, one cannot help but wonder-is this not merely a game of egos and empires? 🏆

Unpopular opinion post:

On Listing “Fees” (saw this a few times recently)

1. If you are a project complaining about listing airdrops or “fees” (to users),

Don’t pay it.

If your project is strong, exchanges will race to list your coin.

If you have to beg an exchange to list,…

– CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) October 15, 2025

In this theater of the absurd, CZ champions the cause of meritocracy, yet the shadows of power plays and strategic maneuvers loom large. Will Coinbase yield to the BNB juggernaut, or will it stand firm, a bastion of resistance in this chaotic landscape? Only time will tell, dear reader, as we watch this crypto drama unfold with bated breath and a healthy dose of skepticism. 🎭

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2025-10-16 14:17