After the Federal Reserve jacked up the interest rates and sent crypto prices into a tailspin, the market made a daring comeback 🚀. The total market cap grew by about $70 billion in the past 24 hours-proof that even the most chaotic investments can find their footing. 💸
Bitcoin, that sly fox, climbed 2.45% and kept its nose above $92,000, like a well-dressed gentleman at a party 🦊. Ethereum, ever the underdog, danced near $3,240 with a 1.68% leap, proving that even the stodgiest coins can shake a leg 🐲. 🎉
The meme sector, that wild bunch of digital jesters, hit the jackpot. Fartcoin, the king of the meme coins, surged 10%-because who doesn’t love a good joke with a side of cryptocurrency? 🧨. Meanwhile, Zcash, the mysterious stranger, leapt over 8%-who knew a coin could be so dramatic? 🧙♂️. 🎭
XRP, the quiet one, has been sitting pretty at $2.02, and the analysts say it’s “mildly undervalued”-because nothing says “investment opportunity” like a coin that’s been asleep at the wheel 🐺. 🛌
📊 The lower a coin’s 30-day MVRV is, the less risk there is in opening or adding on to your position for a swing trade.
➖ Negative percentages mean average traders are down money, and there is an opportunity for the coin to catch up.
➕ Positive percentages mean average…
– Santiment (@santimentfeed) December 11, 2025
Jason Pizzino, the crypto seer, claims Bitcoin is on a “relief rally”-because nothing says “hope” like a coin that’s been through the wringer 🌟. He warns that the market might soon take a nosedive, but for now, the bulls are dancing in the streets 🧙♂️.
I think Bitcoin and Crypto are following the relief-rally path, enough to make people bull-ieve again before the next correction.
– Jason Pizzino 🌞 (@jasonpizzino) December 12, 2025
Pizzino’s crystal ball suggests the rally could lure more investors-until the inevitable crash, of course. 🚧
Congress Pushes SEC on 401(k) Access
This bullish buzz comes from a twist in Washington, where Congress is trying to get the SEC to let crypto into 401(k)s-because everyone needs a little more risk in their retirement 🏛️. 🧾
Members of the U.S. House Financial Services Committee sent a letter to SEC Chair Paul Atkins urging rule updates to allow Bitcoin and other digital assets in 401(k) plans. The move aligns with President Trump’s directive to expand retirement investment options. Lawmakers also…
– Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) December 12, 2025
The House, ever the overworked parent, sent a letter to the SEC, begging them to let crypto into 401(k)s-because retirement plans need a little excitement 🎯. President Trump’s order, a call to arms for the crypto faithful, told agencies to open up retirement plans to new assets-because who doesn’t want a little digital gold in their nest egg? 🗣️. 💰
The crypto crowd, ever the optimists, thinks letting digital coins into 401(k)s will boost demand-because nothing says “investing” like a coin that’s been through a rollercoaster 🚀. 💸
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