Markets 🤑
What to know: (Because who doesn’t love a good list? 📝)
- Crypto markets are finally having a “not-terrible” day. 🎉🤞
- Shorts are cashing in like it’s Black Friday, but for crypto. 🛍️💰
- December Fed rate cut? Back on the menu, baby! 🍽️🎄
Well, well, well. After a week that felt like a crypto soap opera (drama, tears, and a few “WTF” moments), the markets are gasp slightly up. 🌈✨ Bitcoin, our moody protagonist, has crawled back above $103,000-a 2% bounce that’s basically the financial equivalent of “I’m fine, really.” 😓
Remember when Bitcoin was flirting with $110,000 on Sunday? Yeah, that was fun. Then it face-planted to $99,000 faster than you can say “HODL.” 😂 But hey, at least it’s not in the $90,000 gutter anymore. Progress? 🤷♀️
Altcoins, meanwhile, are having a little party. Ether and Solana are up 4%-5%, and some random coins are popping off like they won the lottery. 🎉🚀 But let’s be real-it’s probably just shorts covering their butts after a week of chaos. 🍑💨
Speaking of chaos, the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Survey dropped, and it’s basically a meme at this point. 50.3? That’s “I’m smiling but I want to cry” territory. 😬 Apparently, consumers are feeling the squeeze from every direction-jobs, inflation, you name it. Thanks, 2023! 🎁
But here’s the kicker: inflation expectations are still at 3.6%. So, yeah, the Fed’s hawkish tilt last week? Maybe they’ll rethink that. 🦅↩️ Congress, meanwhile, is probably reading this survey like it’s their morning horoscope, hoping it’ll push them to reopen the government. 🏛️🤦♂️
In short, crypto’s still a wild ride, but at least today’s not a total dumpster fire. 🎢🔥 Cheers to small victories! 🥂
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2025-11-08 00:23