Crypto Panic: Big Whales Bailing Faster Than Larry at a Vegan Buffet 🍽️💨

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Alright, so the big shots are running for the hills, huh? Cryptoquant’s geniuses say Bitcoin, Ethereum, and every altcoin under the sun are seeing more deposits than a bank on payday. Prices are dropping faster than my approval ratings after a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. 😬

Big Players Trimming Exposure? More Like Trimming Their Losses! ✂️💸

So, this report drops on cryptoquant.com, and it’s like, “Hey, everyone’s dumping their coins like they’re yesterday’s news.” Big players are cutting their losses faster than I cut out of a bad date. Markets are cooling? More like freezing over. ❄️

Cryptoquant’s like, “Oh, Bitcoin hit a seven-month low near $87,000.” Big deal. I’ve seen worse. But then they say 9,000 BTC hit exchanges on Nov. 21, and 45% of that was from these whales dumping 100-BTC-plus loads. Like, seriously? That’s not a rush, that’s a stampede. 🐘💨

And get this-the average Bitcoin deposit hit 1.23 BTC, up from 0.6 BTC a week ago. On Binance, it went from 12 BTC to 37 BTC per deposit. These guys are unloading faster than I unload on a bad sushi experience. 🍣🤢

Ethereum? Same story, different coin. ETH holders are sneaking out the back door, pushing the average deposit to 41.7 ETH. Quietly repositioning? More like quietly panicking. 🤫💼

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Altcoins? Oh, they’re a mess. 40,000-plus deposits per day since July? That’s not investing, that’s a fire sale. 🔥🛒 Cryptoquant’s like, “Yeah, it’s not just Bitcoin, it’s everything.” Great. Just what we needed. 🌪️

So, what’s the takeaway? If these trends keep up, prices might stay in the gutter until everyone stops freaking out. Thanks, Cryptoquant. Real helpful. 🙄

FAQ 🧭

  • What’s driving these inflows?
    Apparently, big holders are bailing like it’s the Titanic. 🚢💨
  • How bad are Bitcoin’s inflows?
    9,000 BTC in one day. Half of it from whales. Yikes. 🐳💦
  • What’s up with Ethereum?
    Average deposits hit a three-year high. Everyone’s sneaking out. 🕵️♂️🚪
  • Altcoins?
    40,000+ deposits per day. It’s a bloodbath. 🩸⚔️

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2025-11-27 21:33