Anthony “The Oracle” Scaramucci-yes, that’s what everyone calls him now-waltzes into the crypto carnival, claiming that Bitcoin, Solana, and Avalanche are destined to dominate the universe. Because, apparently, he’s seen the future, and it’s shiny, fast, and full of digital gold. Or so he says. Everyone else is just nodding (or laughing behind their hands) because who really knows?
Bitcoin, @solana, and @avax are the future.
Do you agree? ⬇️
– Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) December 5, 2025
He spilled these pearls of wisdom during some snazzy CNBC event-Squawk Box or some such, where the talking heads pretend to understand what’s happening inside a computer. Our hero believes the crypto world is about to burst forth into a new epoch-tokenization, smarter money stuff, and folks actually using digital currencies in real life. Because who doesn’t want a slice of that pie, right?
Solana: The Speed Demon of Blockchains
According to this oracle, as assets-from fancy mansions to vintage comic books-begin hopping onto the blockchain, only those with the speed of light will survive the chaos. And guess what? Solana is apparently top of the class. Faster, cheaper, more reliable-like a sports car in a world full of rickety bicycles.
He’s got a man-crush on Solana’s throughput-its ability to handle a gazillion transactions without breaking a sweat-that is, if blockchains could sweat. Confidence drips from his every word as he insists Solana isn’t a fleeting flame but the enduring flame-like that stubborn but loyal old dog that keeps chasing the cat.
His crystal ball reveals three or four major blockchains will run the digital show. You can guess which ones-Bitcoin, Solana, Avalanche-because he’s read the tea leaves or just really likes the sound of those names.
And for a cherry on this digital cake, Scaramucci says Solana makes up a hefty chunk of both SkyBridge’s portfolio and his own piggy bank. He claims they got in early-just like with Bitcoin-so they can rest easy while others chase the latest shiny thing. Orbiting the crypto sun, or so he believes.
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2025-12-05 20:49