Crypto Crash: How Bitcoin and Friends Turned into Digital Drifters

Imagine a giant rollercoaster made of digital gold, suddenly jerking to a halt and leaving investors hanging upside down. Welcome to the wild, dizzying world of cryptocurrency, where Bitcoin, that venerable old crypto_treasure, is dancing just above the $83,000 mark – a price that makes you wonder if it’s teasing or just lost. Meanwhile, around a staggering $2 billion in liquidations has vanished into thin air faster than you can say “HODL,” leaving tradersBasically, it’s a financial soap opera.💸

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Following the chaos, about $903.1 million decided to politely exit Bitcoin funds – apparently, the crypto equivalent of a “sorry, I’m busy” hand wave. Ethereum wasn’t left out of the drama either, shedding $261.6 million from its wallet and straining to stay above the $2,700 line – like a pun on “Ethereum, oh dear.” Ethereum’s resistance at $3,200 seems as stubborn as a cat refusing a bath.

Not to be outdone, Solana and XRP decided to join the sell-off party, plunging below support levels with the gusto of children on a sugar rush. It’s a rough week for the crypto crew. 🎢

CRYPTOCURRENCY PRICE 7-DAY GAIN/-LOSS
Bitcoin (BTC) $84,800 -11.6%
Ethereum (ETH) $2,700 -12.3%
Solana (SOL) $129 -8.3%
XRP (XRP) $1.96 -15%
BNB (BNB) $827 -10%
Cardano (ADA) $0.4131 -19%

Long story short? Cracks, cracks everywhere – and everyone’s holding their breath while hoping for a miracle or at least a technical bounce. Stay tuned, or maybe grab a snack. Cryptocurrency: the rollercoaster that laughs at your stomach.

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2025-11-22 00:30