The digital vaults of Upbit, South Korea’s crypto titan, found themselves entangled in a rather unsavory waltz with malevolent code, prompting the frosty immobilization of $1.77 million in ill-gotten gains. 🤡 A temporary lockdown ensued, deposits and withdrawals suspended like fireflies in amber, while wallet systems were upgraded with the urgency of a poet chasing a muse. Suspicious activity, detected on Solana’s blockchain, whispered of digital pickpockets. Fear not, dear users! Dunamu, Upbit’s paternal shadow, generously splurged $26.2 million from corporate coffers, ensuring your losses were as nonexistent as a vegan steak. All is well, or so the clowns in crypto assure us. 💸🔒
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