This Friday, we don the metaphorical top hats to peer into the glittering abyss of Ethereum, Ripple, Cardano, Binance Coin, and Hyperliquid-where fortunes vanish with the grace of a magician’s assistant. 🎩🐇
Ethereum (ETH)
Ethereum, ever the tragic hero, has plummeted 15% this week, shedding support levels like a divorcée discards wedding photos. At $2,800, it clings to dignity-and technical analysts pray for a “relief rally” as fervently as sailors pray for land. 🌊
Should $2,800 crumble, the next pit stop is $2,400. One imagines sellers, exhausted by November’s 29% nosedive, might pause for tea before resuming their bloodsport. 🫖
Ripple (XRP)
XRP, that perennial optimist, shattered its $2 support like a champagne glass at a bankruptcy auction. Down 16%, it now sulks between $1.80 and $1.60, where it’ll presumably write bad poetry about lost love. 💔
The $2 level now mocks it as resistance. If XRP dares rally, it’ll be met with the cold stare of failure. A recovery? Possible, if one believes in miracles-or central bank interventions. 🙏
Cardano (ADA)
ADA’s 2025 was a Shakespearean opera in three acts: 1) Hope. 2) Collapse. 3) A 21% weekly loss. At 50 cents, it’s now a penny stock with delusions of grandeur. 🎭
Bear-market levels? Check. Sellers in control? Double check. Buyers, please apply at 40 cents-if you’ve a taste for masochism. 🔥
Binance Coin (BNB)
BNB’s $1,000 flirtation was briefer than a Victorian courtship, now trending toward $800 like a gentleman toward a scandal. Down 10%, it’s a downtrend begging for a “demand zone” rescue-though bears may yet drag it to $690. 🚢
Momentum? Bearish. Hope? A bounce might retest $900 as resistance. Until then, cue the violins. 🎻
Hype (HYPE)
HYPE, despite fundamentals sturdier than a vicar’s resolve, plummets 8% this week. Lower highs? Lower lows? The chart reads like a Gothic novel. 📖
$35 now mocks as resistance. Buyers, reclaim it or prepare for $30-a fate as inevitable as taxes. The price will “become interesting” again when pigs fly. 🐷
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2025-11-21 13:26