Finance
What to know:
- 30 new wallets (aka crypto whale squad) scooped up 6.26 million LINK ($116.7M) since Oct. 11-because who doesn’t want a savings account for a small country? 🐋💰
- Chainlink’s Q3 report: Swift, DTCC, Euroclear, and even the U.S. Department of Commerce are now “on-chain” partners. Is this a tech breakthrough… or a government data leak? 🤔
- Chainlink holds 62% of the oracle market ($62B TVS). Chronicle’s at $10B-guess they’re still figuring out how to spell “dominance.” 😅
Hold your horses, crypto enthusiasts! Chainlink’s LINK token just jumped 13.6% in 24 hours-probably because whales are using it to build a floating casino. The broader market (CD20) added 4.2% too, but let’s be real: it’s all just a mirage. 🌊
On-chain analyst Lookonchain claims 30 new wallets grabbed $116.7M in LINK since Oct. 11. Translation: High-net-worth folks are treating the crash like a clearance sale. “Buy one, get one free doom!” 🛍️
Chainlink’s Q3 report? Oh, just a casual mention of partnerships with Swift, DTCC, Euroclear, and a U.S. Commerce Department pilot. Because nothing says “trust us” like handing government data to a blockchain. 🚀-government-grade-seriousness
Their “full-stack infrastructure vision”? Sounds like they’re just adding more layers to charge you fees. Pro tip: If it’s “tokenized real-world assets,” it’s probably a JPEG of a toaster. 🥖
DeFiLlama stats confirm Chainlink’s oracle dominance ($62B TVS). Chronicle’s $10B? That’s just enough to rent a billboard saying, “We’re not even close.” 🏁
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2025-10-20 14:02