The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Villa Blank

Honestly, a lot of what happens is just… nothing much. They appear in Italy, have a meal, and that’s about it. Everyone agrees this season is dull, and it really is. But I’d happily watch Rachel Zoe talk about retiring for over forty minutes! Picture it: her, small and tanned, with skin as flawless as Dorit’s best handbag, wandering around the South of France, casually giving away jewelry she makes as a hobby. The flowing caftans, the clinking of dozens of bracelets as she drapes beaded necklaces over the heads of people who secretly wish she’d leave – it’s fantastic. I’d also watch another forty-two minutes of Erika delivering sassy commentary about what happens when Rachel and Amanda show up in identical Dolce & Gabbana dresses and gossip about Taylor Swift. (Team Taylor, by the way – I always knew she had great taste, both in music and in choosing writers.)








