In 2010, Bitcoin was worth a few cents. By 2011, it hit $20. Six years later, $17,000. Now, over $100K. A journey from obscurity to absurdity, where ROI of 188,643,000% sounds like a joke told by a drunk economist. 🤡
Before any valiant souls dare to plunge into the murky depths of altcoin trading, it is incumbent upon them to forecast, with all the precision of a weathered seer, the whims of Bitcoin’s direction in the forthcoming 48 hours. Presently, a scintilla of hope glimmers – $BTC appears to be conjuring a recovery from its recent veritable abyss. Yet, let not your heart be too light; the specter of further despair lurks, ready to shake loose those overly hopeful longs clinging to dreams of resurrection.
DOGE is holding firm at the $0.23 support level, which is like that stubborn last slice of pizza nobody admits belongs to them. A secondary cushion (read: “just in case”) sits at $0.20. Resistance-or the financial equivalent of a warding-off net-is at $0.31, and if DOGE busts through that, it might just sprint to $0.35-$0.38 faster than you can say “To the moon!”
Hours before the oracle of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, takes the stage at 11:30 a.m. ET, the digital coffers of Bitcoin and Ether ETFs have been ransacked. Hundreds of millions have fled, like sparrows scattering before a storm. 🌪️💸 The mood? Risk-off, they say. But in this game of financial chess, the pawns are trembling, and the kings are hiding behind their rooks.
Hayes shared his bullish outlook during a media interview at the Blockchain Conference ‘KBW2025’ on September 23 at the Walkerhill Hotel in Seoul. He stated that an interesting market trend is likely to emerge between the end of the third quarter and the beginning of the fourth quarter. This could propel Bitcoin to $250,000. 🧩
And here’s the kicker: while EVERYTHING else was going down like a bad date, Binance’s own coin, BNB, was just… chillin’. Like, sipping a piña colada while the market burned. It was down, sure, just over 5%, but compared to the chaos? Practically a victory lap. And people *noticed*.
According to the sacred scrolls of corporate announcements, Vivek Ramaswamy’s Strive Inc., that most ambitious of entrepreneurs, has inked a pact with Semler Scientific. The terms? An all-stock transaction, a dance of paper and promises. Yet, as Tolstoy might quip, “What is a share but a man’s hope dressed in numbers?” The price paid? $675 million for 5,816 BTC, or $116k per coin. A sum so lofty it could launch a rocket, though one suspects the rocket will crash into the same ditch as every speculative mania before it. 🚀
Oh, the irony! While investors clutch their wallets in despair, the exchange fumbles with “safety mechanisms,” as if slapping a bandage on a broken leg will make it run. Such is their wisdom; they watch their precious UXLINK tumble, down a staggering 70%, laughing bitterly at the cruel joke of recent events. $0.09404-who needs gold when you have such reckless madness? 🥴
Over 370,000 brave souls (or perhaps misguided gamblers) were swept aside in this grand market sweep, with a total of $1.8 billion evaporating faster than your patience during a tech support call. The market cap took a nosedive of over $150 billion, dropping to a modest $3.95 trillion-because nothing says “just another Tuesday” like Bitcoin falling below a shabby $112,000 and Ether dipping beneath $4,150, reminiscent of mid-August’s less-than-glorious moments.
Investopedia (yes, that’s a real thing) says moving averages are like that one friend who always knows where the party’s at. XRP is hanging out near a tight range, which means traders are basically playing a high-stakes game of “Will it or won’t it?” as they pray XRP doesn’t slide into the abyss.
