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October’s tempest swept away a trillion dollars, leaving Bitcoin’s price in ruins, a ghost of its former self. The liquidations, like wolves in the night, devoured the weak, and the market, once a bustling bazaar, now stood as a graveyard of dreams.

October, you see, was… unpleasant. A crash, they call it, though I suspect “violent readjustment” might be more accurate. Billions simply evaporated, disappearing into the ether like a poorly remembered dream. The cause? A certain… briskness in the movements of the larger players. A “coordinated” exit, the papers murmur. Coordinated, naturally. As if anything is ever truly spontaneous anymore.

Bitcoin digital asset treasury (DAT) companies have been making headlines recently-and not the good kind. 😬

The chart? A textbook symphony of indecision. Lower highs, rising lows, price doing the limbo beneath $0.28 – how low can it go? 🕺 The so-called “green demand block” between $0.26 and $0.27? That’s just crypto alchemy for “people still pretend to care.” Buyers show up like loyal drunks at a closing bar – they block the exit, but no one’s dancing. And yes, Blacksea dreams of $0.34 to $0.36, but let’s be honest: that’s like predicting a spring thaw in Siberia – possible, but don’t pack away your coat yet. ❄️

Behold, Truther, the savior of Latin America’s crypto-obsessed masses! At the Blockchain conference in Brazil, they clasped hands with Visa, a union of silicon and plastic. El Salvador, that tiny nation where volcanoes and Bitcoin coexist, shall host the card’s grand premiere. One imagines the local avocados being paid in digital tokens now.

They’ve exited the ETF arena-not due to regulatory chains, but from the crushing realization that even Sisyphus might quit if the boulder rolled uphill. 🏗️

At the heart of this spectacle lies the IDOL RUNWAY COLLECTION (IRC) 2026 festival, where Sony’s Soneium blockchain, with the finesse of a juggler handling chainsaws, has introduced an AI-powered app. This app, conceived in collaboration with the apparent visionaries at YOAKE entertainment, transforms squabbles over fan favorites into quantifiable treats such as “IRC Scores.” True fans of groups like Nogizaka46, =LOVE, and FRUITS ZIPPER, enjoy earning place-marks not unlike badges of honor, granting what they believe to be illustrious event access and the illusion of influence through voting rights.

The gentle friction between these contrary forces has brewed for months, with our dear SEC commissioner, Hester Peirce, entering the fray. Not as a mere bureaucrat, but with the fervor of a revolutionary, she defends the splendid notion that digital assets should reside in one’s personal alcove. In her enlightening discussion on The Rollup podcast, she muses that a financial ecosystem should celebrate liberty over convenience. Ah, to be self-custodied is, my friends, human!

Robert Kiyosaki, ever the sagacious author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” has seen fit to endorse Bitcoin and Ethereum as bastions of fortitude in our capricious economy. In his latest epistle on X, our modern-day soothsayer exhorts investors to acquire these digital manifestations of wealth, alongside gold and silver, as one would a faithful umbrella during a thorough drizzle. What a delightful weather analogy, one might think. 🌧️👒