You Won’t Believe How Much Money Revolut Made-It’s Absurd!

London-based Revolut is just out here raking it in like it’s Monopoly money. Reportedly, they achieved record earnings in 2025 while gallivanting across new markets. Must be nice!

London-based Revolut is just out here raking it in like it’s Monopoly money. Reportedly, they achieved record earnings in 2025 while gallivanting across new markets. Must be nice!

Beneath the surface of this seemingly mundane price action, the gears of fate are grinding. The crowd, ever so oblivious, continues to hum its tune of indifference. But for those with eyes to see, the stage is set for a drama most peculiar.

Apparently, ADA’s 365-day MVRV (Market Value to Realized Value, for those not fluent in crypto-speak) has plummeted to a staggering -43%. That’s like buying a car and then finding out it’s actually a very expensive lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Binance funding rates show the highest imbalance toward shorts since June 2023. In other words, traders are betting big that ADA is going to keep sinking faster than a lead balloon in a swimming pool. But here’s the kicker: Santiment reckons this could be a sign of a bottom. Because, you know, when everyone’s expecting the worst, the market loves to say, “Hold my beer.”
In a miraculous feat that would make any magician green with envy, Katana has snatched up the decentralized exchange known as IDEX. This bold maneuver is not merely for show; it binds the perpetually lively arena of perpetual contracts directly to its burgeoning blockchain empire. Now, dear reader, behold as Katana seizes the reins of exchange infrastructure, fee generation, and a product line that has become crypto’s answer to a glittering goldmine. And lo! The role of the KAT token shifts like a chameleon on a rainbow, now snugly nestled closer to a business line with trading activity in full swing.
Bloomberg, that harbinger of financial doom and glory, reports that Hostplus is eyeing Bitcoin (BTC) and its ilk through its Choiceplus investment option. This self-managed portfolio, a mere 1% of the fund’s assets, may soon become the playground for those who dare to dream-or delude themselves-of retirement riches.

As an analyst, I’m seeing a concerning signal in XRP’s price action. The recent break suggests buyers are losing steam and aren’t stepping in to support higher prices. What really worries me is the broader trend: all the key moving averages – the 26-day, 50-day, and especially the 200-day – are still trending downwards, and XRP remains below them. This confirms a continued bearish outlook.

The market showed mixed signals this week. It started strong, but then became uncertain, though this didn’t change the overall upward trend that’s been developing.

Founded in 2018, Step is a financial app that offers banking services without charging fees. It provides a Visa card designed to help young people build credit, along with tools for saving money and investing. While Step itself isn’t a bank, it partners with Evolve Bank & Trust, an FDIC-insured bank in Arkansas, to provide these services. Step has attracted significant investment, including backing from celebrities like Stephen Curry, Will Smith, and Justin Timberlake, as well as venture capital firms like General Catalyst and Stripe. In 2021, the company was valued at around $1 billion, though its value has reportedly decreased since then.

Now, according to the so-called oracle known as CoinGlass, this raucous rise of BTC above the lofty height of $71,000 sent the shorts scurrying for cover, leading to liquidations more colossal than an elephant in a china shop-over $300 million wiped off the board in merely four hours! Talk about a wake-up call!
Trading activity saw a significant shift this week. We started strong, with $635 million in inflows over the first two days. However, the Federal Reserve’s announcement caused a rapid decline, leading to $405 million being withdrawn. By Friday, things had calmed down and the pressure eased.