Crypto Wars: The Secret Cabal of Crypto Billionaires and a Former Commerce Secretary

According to the tale, the band of merry traders from Swan applied for a window, an ex parte request, this week at the Southern District of New York, because they simply could not resist the allure of exposing a joint venture with Tether. The victims of this putsch, it reveals, are mastodontic personalities: Paolo Ardoino, the little boss of Tether; Giancarlo Devasini, the Gargantuan protector of shares; and Jean‑Louis van der Velde, the tyrant of Bitfinex.

Tokenized ETFs: Because Who Needs Sleep When You Can Trade 24/7?

Franklin Templeton, sitting on $1.6 trillion in assets, is partnering with Ondo Finance to offer these tokenized ETFs. Because why stick to the 9-to-5 trading hours when you can trade while brushing your teeth at 3 a.m.? According to Bloomberg, this genius idea spans U.S. equities, fixed income, and gold, targeting investors in Europe, Asia-Pacific, the Middle East, and Latin America. America? Still on hold. Surprise, surprise.

Can Payy’s $6M Seed Cash Make Stablecoin Payments as Private as Your Diary?

As the ink dries on this new venture, co-founder Sid Gandhi quips, “We were preempted by FirstMark,” as if they were merely players in a game of chess, making strategic moves. His argument resonates with many in the stablecoin realm; on-chain payments are too exposed for serious business dealings. “Sending a stablecoin payment today is like posting your bank statement on a public website,” he remarks, painting a vivid picture of fiscal exhibitionism. In a world where every transaction can be scrutinized, who would dare take the leap?

Asset Managers and Crypto Firms Race to Bring $13.5 Trillion Onchain by 2030

As a researcher following the decentralized finance space, I’m seeing a significant move from Ondo Finance. They’re partnering with Franklin Templeton to explore bringing traditional investment options – things like bonds and funds – onto the blockchain. Essentially, they’re trying to bridge the gap between traditional finance and the world of tokenized assets.

Crypto Drama: RLUSD Supply Takes a Nosedive – What’s Going On?

According to Morgan’s latest tweet, which I assume was penned during a particularly riveting episode of his life, it appears that the grand total of RLUSD has plummeted from an impressive 1.6 billion to a mere 1.43 billion over the course of two weeks. That’s right folks, we’re talking about a decrease that could make even the most stoic accountant shed a tear.

Vamping

Pump.fun, the leading platform for launching memecoins on Solana, announced a major change on March 24th to address concerns about creators unfairly changing fees after launch. This update limits creators to a single fee adjustment post-launch, aiming to rebuild trust among users. Co-founder Alon Cohen (@a1lon9 on X) announced the change in a popular post that has received over 396,200 views, 2,600 likes, and 479 retweets.

Monument Bank: £250 Million in Tokens – A Farce or the Future?

In a move that might make one question the sobriety of its directors, Monument Bank has declared its intention to tokenize a quarter of a billion pounds of its customers’ deposits on the Midnight network. This, they proclaim, is the first such endeavor by a U.K.-regulated bank on a public blockchain-a feat as remarkable as it is bewildering.