This week alone, Dogecoin took a 3% nosedive, testing the lower bounds of its ascending channel near $0.17. 🌊 For context, $0.17 is to Dogecoin what the last slice of pizza is to a college student-critically important, yet always in danger of disappearing. Historically, this level has been the launchpad for rebound rallies, so let’s hope it’s not just a flimsy trampoline this time.
The venerable JPMorgan Chase & Co. has finally unwrapped its long-anticipated gift to the financial world: the illustrious JPM Coin. Think of it as the bank’s very own chic dollar token-swanky, fast, and available round the clock, darling! Now, your dollar deposits are doing the digital tango on Coinbase’s Base blockchain, with even Coinbase agreeing it’s worthy collateral. Because why not? 🎩💃
Apparently, there’s an 11% chance it’ll hit $200 and a 2% chance it’ll moon to $250. Spoiler: the odds are more tragic than a rom-com breakup. 💔
The stablecoin giant has not only exceeded expectations, it’s also pushing forward with its new Arc blockchain, aiming to make payments, cross-border transactions, and decentralized finance faster and easier. Because who doesn’t want to feel like a tech genius while sending money to their cousin? 🤷♀️
Nineteen of 20 assets are trading higher, proving optimism is contagious-even in crypto. 🤡
Rising inflows? Sounds like a fancy way of saying “get ready to sell, pardner!” The NVT ratio’s gone haywire, hinting at a price that’s outpaced its usefulness like a man in a corset. And Open Interest? It’s falling faster than a pie in a cartoon-speculators are losing their appetite for this speculative gamble. 🤷♂️
At this very moment, our beleaguered BTC lingers at 104,880, having lost 0.23% in a single day (how tragic!), yet managed to gain 2.80% weekly (a faint flicker of hope?). 🤡
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Ah, pauvre ICP! It’s eased down in the last 24 hours-like a well-trained courtier, slipping delicately by-after its recent and rather flamboyant rally.
Market watchers have witnessed $877.46 million in trading volume, up a whopping 59.27% from yesterday. Whew, that’s a lot of trading! 📈 With the session’s lows at $1.06 and highs at $1.20, excitement is being fueled by three reasons. Let’s see… buybacks, Coinbase, and a breakout. Because nothing says “I’m a crypto genius” like a breakout above $1.10. 🎯