And just like that, CZ’s comment becomes the star of the show. Everyone turns their head to ASTER, even as the thing actually starts to do stuff behind the scenes. The hustle continues, but the hype? That’s just smoke and mirrors-mostly mirrors, really.
According to MadWhale (yes, that’s his name, and no, I’m not making this up), Litecoin’s technical structure is basically a runway waiting for takeoff. 🚀 With its current price chilling around $83, a jump to $110 would be like going from “meh” to “YAAAS QUEEN” in under 30 seconds. And let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good comeback story? Especially when it involves money and charts that look like modern art. 🎨💸
A few tokens are receiving the sort of whale attention usually reserved for a particularly handsome cabaret performer. Let’s examine three, shall we? Though frankly, I’d rather be examining a dry martini.
One is left to wonder, naturally, if something frightfully important is afoot. Or perhaps they’ve simply had a particularly good day at the races.
At the press of a newspaper, Zcash stood at $395, proudly climbing 11% over the past 24 hours after a rather sedate start to the week. This seven-day range – akin to Frankly the Cat’s adventurous leaps – fluctuates between $306 and $420, suggesting the coin, now 18% higher, is navigating its December path, yet still down 27% from last month’s lofty ambitions.
Since December 7, 2024, over 403,000 Bitcoin-a modest 2% of the total supply-have fled the exchanges like peasants escaping a tax collector. “To cold storage they go,” the hodlers whisper, their wallets clutched tightly, as if guarding a family heirloom. 🥶💼
The crypto cosmos continues to shift faster than a goblin at a bank window. Coinbase, after a multiyear crypto hiatus in India (brought to you by the Department of Red Tape), is allegedly opening registrations again, per The List (formerly known as Techcrunch but now answering to higher powers). This is hailed as “aggressive growth” in a market where the only things growing faster are government tax demands.
According to an X post by crypto expert Stern Drew, the latest WisdomTree report shows that XRP is the only digital asset attracting consistent institutional demand worldwide. In Europe, XRP has attracted over $549 million in new institutional capital this year, more than three times the inflows into Ethereum. This figure surpasses the total for every altcoin in the market and multi-asset products except Bitcoin. 🧠💸
Now, XRP’s velocity is no casual affair. No, no! It usually correlates with a frenzy of spot trading and the use of Ripple’s very own cross-border payment solution-On-Demand Liquidity (ODL). Some analysts, those brave souls, are predicting a 16% price rally based on current network patterns. But, hold onto your hats! With crypto markets as unpredictable as a squirrel on espresso, who can say what the future holds? 🙃
