What’s the deal, crypto? The macro environment is sunnier than a day at the beach, but demand is colder than a polar bear’s toenails. Market strength? Fading like a bad tan. Confidence? Eroding like a sandcastle in a tsunami. So, what’s changed? BeInCrypto sat down with Ryan Chow, Co-Founder of Solv Protocol, to unravel this crypto conundrum and figure out how Bitcoin can win 2026. 🕵️♂️💭
Over the last 24 hours on Dec. 11, 2025, ICP has been dancing in a tight circle between $3.6 and $3.7, taking small steps backward, as if it’s trying to outrun its own shadow. 📉 Estimated 24-hour volume? A steady 90 to 110 million-about as exciting as watching paint dry, but traders are still glued to their screens, hoping for a miracle. 🤯
Keel, which is basically the on-chain equivalent of a financial lifeguard in the Sky ecosystem (don’t ask how, we don’t know either), has decided that Solana needs some real-world assets (RWAs) for a change. How do they plan to make this happen? With a tiny sum of $500 million. Yep, pocket change. They’ve launched the grandiose-sounding “Tokenization Regatta” because, you know, everything sounds better with a bit of nautical flair.
But two on-chain shifts now show something that did not appear at any point earlier in this downturn. These signals suggest the correction could be close to a turn – if Bitcoin delivers the push it needs. 🧠
Meet Susbarium, the self-proclaimed guardian of Shiba Inu’s digital realm, who’s sounding the alarm like a disgruntled badger in a teacup. 🐾
Gemini, that ever-ambitious phoenix of the crypto cosmos, has now secured a Designated Contract Market (DCM) license from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. This arcane credential permits its Gemini Titan platform to peddle binary event contracts, a move that positions the firm to expand its U.S. dominion with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. 🛠️
For over a decade, Bitcoin [BTC] has danced to a cruel, predictable tune: a Halving event, a commendable rally to new heights, and then a brutal 75-90% crash that resets the entire market like a poorly timed joke. 🕵️♂️
Behold, the EMAs-20, 50, and the formidable 100-looming like ancient sentinels, their slopes as downward as a poet’s despair. SHIB, poor creature, is ensnared in this multilayered web of resistance, its every bounce a fleeting hope, destined to fade unless it breaches the 50-day EMA’s fortress. A downtrend, you say? Nay, it is a tragic ballet, each step a reminder of gravity’s cruel embrace. 💃
Key Highlights
The office, helmed by Sungmo Park-a man who has donned the robes of Monad and Polygon like a jester swapping jests-now ascends to Head of APAC go-to-market. Anthony Albanese, the fund’s COO, waxed poetic about the move, claiming proximity to “users and builders” is the new holy grail. A noble lie, perhaps? For what is closer to the truth than a well-told delusion in these times of digital utopianism? 🤷♂️
