The ever-charming Anndy Lian, a strategist of some repute in the Far East, had the audacity to pose this query directly to CZ on the dreaded platform X. CZ, never one to shy away from a dramatic moment, responded with the finesse of a seasoned thespian, leaving the crypto world agog. Bravo, old chap! 👏🎩
It’s like asking humans to open up their diary while handing over the keys to a vault guarded by the Fort Knox of cybercriminals. Both humans and machines should have a better way to show they’re legit without exposing every embarrassing detail. Enter the hero of our story: zero-knowledge proofs – think of it as a magic trick where you can prove you’re old enough for a bar without showing your birth certificate. 🍸
On November 18, the Ethereum Account Abstraction team dropped a proposal that’s basically the blockchain equivalent of Marie Kondo. Their goal? Spark joy by decluttering the L2 rollup chaos. 🧹✨
Bear tracks are muddy the trail, and them long-liquidation tears? They’re flowin’ like a busted dam. Downside’s lookin’ mighty cozy.
Should the buyers falter-and oh, how they teeter!-XRP may spiral into a deeper abyss, its downtrend a tragic opera with no intermission.
Falcon Finance announced these vaults as if they just discovered sliced bread, but really, it’s just yet another way to make your tokens work overtime while you Netflix and chill. It’s the latest addition to their so-called “Earn product suite,” which sounds more like a gym membership but for your money.
My dear, Malaysia’s crypto conundrum didn’t just waltz in unannounced. It’s been brewing like a poorly mixed martini, one strange electricity bill at a time. What began as a whisper has now exploded into a full-blown scandal, leaving Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) clutching their pearls-and their wallets-over a $1 billion loss. Even the most jaded officials are clutching their monocles in shock!
Bitcoin ($BTC), that erstwhile titan, has tumbled below $90K after a five-week slump, leaving liquidations in its wake and replacing euphoria with existential dread. “Is this the top?” the masses whisper, clutching their portfolios like a wet umbrella. 🌧️
Turns out, these giant investors are busy transferring LINK off Binance like it’s hot potatoes-massive amounts leaving the exchange, reaching monthly highs with an average of 3,150 LINK disappearing daily. Think of whales tiptoeing out with their loot, eyes gleaming and pockets swelling. It’s as if they’re saying, “Yeah, we’re feeling confident again, don’t mind us-just quietly rebuilding before the storm.” 🤫💰
The bears are cackling, claiming Bitcoin has plummeted below the “safety zone” of the bull market trendline. But let’s not forget-bulls are like that one friend who always says, “I’ve got this!” even when they’re clearly not. 🐂💥 The last 4-hour candle was heading down like a sad trombone, but then poof! It bounced back, leaving a wick so big, it could double as a flagpole. 🏁
