And oh, the aspirations! To serve institutional clients, including exchanges, and the ever-vain investment firms. Yet the elder statesmen of traditional banking, with their tweed jackets and carefully furrowed brows, scoff with an air of aristocratic condescension at this unfurling of crypto trust charters. Their voices, filled with the weight of centuries, lament the rapid advance of these modern-day financial marauders.
Allegedly the puppet master of an elaborate “pig butchering” scheme, Chen, a 38-year-old scion of Prince Group, has been royally booted out of Cambodia. Two associates in his capricious escapades are now fugitives: Xu Ji Liang and Shao Ji Hui, who joined him at the dawn of 2026 in apprehension. Their fate remains uncertain amid the delightful protocols of a bilateral extradition agreement designed to combat global mischief.
Altcoin ETFs are the new TikTok dance – everyone’s doing it, and no one knows the steps! 🕺💃 Grayscale’s filing? More like a crypto “I’m ready for my close-up” moment. 🎬
This union doth bestow upon Fireblocks the trifecta of accounting, auditing, and reporting tools, all to be grafted onto their platform like a beard on a bald man. The goal? To craft a “treasury management solution” so broad it could drown a camel. 🐫
This news comes hot on the heels of Bank of America’s crypto crush, as they’ve been cozying up to digital assets like a cat to a laser pointer. 🐱✨
Lo, the altcoin stalls once more before its cursed barrier, a wall it hath not breached in weeks. Downside pressure simmers like a cauldron of despair, threatening to boil over and drown the unwary. The traders, poor souls, cling to hope like Sisyphus to his boulder-futile, yet eternal. 🌀
Phased rollout in 2026? Cute. First up: technical frameworks to make JPM Coin issuance, transfers, and redemptions look like magic. But let’s be real, it’s just code pretending to be wizardry. 💻✨ The collab might also throw in Kinexys’ Blockchain Deposit Accounts-because who doesn’t want their money on a blockchain?
In what can only be described as a momentous occasion (cue the confetti!), Chainlink has danced its way into the hallowed halls of traditional finance after U.S. regulators granted their blessing for the first spot exchange-traded fund. This decision not only signifies Chainlink’s official entry into the financial arena but also underscores a delightful trend of growing regulatory amiability towards the ever-so-innovative digital assets focused on infrastructure.
In the shadow of a vast, uncharted digital frontier, Bharat Web3 Association’s Dilip Chenoy stood before a gathering of government advisors and economists, his voice a whisper of hope in a world of red tape. The air crackled with the weight of unspoken fears-of a sector teetering on the edge of exile. 🌪️
The hype was thicker than a New York accent, and FOMO had everyone acting like they’d missed the last chopper out of Saigon. 100x-200x gains? Sure, why not! Logic? Who needs it when you’ve got “dot-com” in the name! But then, reality hit like a brick wall. Companies like Pets.com, Webvan, and eToys.com had to actually, you know, build a business. Customers signed up, but profits? Not so much. Turns out, 100x earnings were a pipe dream. 🚬💭
