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Garlinghouse, ever the eloquent provocateur, declared that Ripple is “willing to operate under the same strict rules as traditional financial institutions.” A bold claim, considering said institutions have spent decades perfecting the art of rule-breaking. He also took aim at banking lobbyists, who, in their infinite wisdom, seem terrified of crypto companies adhering to regulations. “What are you so afraid of?” he quipped-a question that could just as easily apply to their ability to spell “innovation.” 🤷♂️

Traders, those restless souls forever chasing the horizon, now gather ’round the campfire, their voices a chorus of speculation. What does this mean for Cardano’s price? Will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes, or will it sink into the murky depths of despair? 🤔

Amina Bank, that audacious little private institution based in Zug, Switzerland, has cracked open the door to the future, welcoming Ripple’s alternative cross-border settlement solution. A big deal in a world where banks traditionally take forever to embrace anything new. Talk about being ahead of the curve!

In gratitude, CZ penned a love note of sorts, praising “America’s commitment to fairness, innovation, and justice”-though, with the charm of a cat observing a thunderstorm. Trump, in a rare moment of clarity or perhaps just misdirection, later claimed he “didn’t know” who Zhao was-classic Trump-adding that CZ was a “victim of weaponization.” Makes you wonder if CZ’s influence is a superpower or just good PR in a digital era of chaos.

Bitcoin (BTC), that old reliable, hit a high of $93,438-only to sneak back down to its current perch. It’s up almost 3% in the last 24 hours, hanging around $92,668 like a cat on a windowsill. Ethereum (ETH) and Ripple (XRP), the reliable sidekicks, are also smiling in green, and overall market cap got a cozy boost of nearly 2%. Cheers to that! 🍻

In a proclamation that echoed through the halls of fintech on a fateful Friday, Ripple Payments declared it would bestow upon Amina the gift of its payment infrastructure. “No more shall you wallow in the quagmire of traditional systems!” they cried. “Behold, transactions shall flow like a mountain stream-swift, cheap, and transparent!” This, my dear reader, is but the latest act in their ongoing saga, following Amina’s embrace of the Ripple USD (RLUSD) stablecoin in the balmy days of July. 🌊

Ah, Ethereum, the proud giant, has clung to its perch above $3,000, a mere 3.5% rise, yet enough to stir the bulls from their slumber. They snort and paw at the $3,342 resistance, dreaming of the $4,000 horizon. The 3-day MACD, that fickle oracle, has whispered of a bullish cross, a prophecy last fulfilled in July, when the price soared 90%. But hope, like a Soviet promise, is a fragile thing. Will it hold? Or will the bears, those silent sentinels, drag it back into the abyss? 🦬⚔️

A certain rogue investor, we are told, sought to unload a trifling $1B in shares at a valuation fit for a modest village bakery 🥐-nay, $280B when the company’s ambitions towered at half a trillion! Tether, ever the vigilant guardian of its financial reputation, swiftly intervened. “Pray, do not disrupt our negotiations with those esteemed Wall Street suitors!” one executive reportedly gasped, clutching their pearls. 🦪

you run, you earn. No treadmill necessary. 🏃‍♂️ They took home 15,000 PI tokens. That’s a lot of gaming, folks!

Bitcoin, that sly fox, climbed 2.45% and kept its nose above $92,000, like a well-dressed gentleman at a party 🦊. Ethereum, ever the underdog, danced near $3,240 with a 1.68% leap, proving that even the stodgiest coins can shake a leg 🐲. 🎉