Enter Mr. Wall Street, the oracle of doom, who kindly informed us that BTC is gearing up for a deathspiral after one last gasp at $100,000. According to him, a sinister cocktail of macroeconomic malaise, Federal Reserve’s… leisurely pace, and technical signals has set the stage for an impending crypto catastrophe. Who knew charts could be so melodramatic? 📉
BitMine’s latest splurge isn’t stopping-no, they’re out there buying ether like it’s the last slice of pie at a family gathering, scooping up 102,259 ETH last week, worth around $320 million. Ain’t that something? They’re now sitting pretty with nearly 4 million tokens, aiming to corner about 5% of ethereum’s entire supply-because why not horde the digital gold?
The CoinDesk 20 is currently trading at 2833.07, down 0.3% (-7.57) since 4 p.m. ET on Friday. Because nothing says “excitement” like a 0.3% drop. 🧠
And it’s not just the charts going bananas-Tron’s daily trading volume surged by 45%. CoinMarketCap data, folks. That’s like everyone suddenly remembered they need to buy TRON before it’s too late. Or before Elon tweets again. Who knows?
Progressive Autonomy debuts at a time when the limitations of both L2 rollups and traditional L1 development increasingly constrain teams. Rollups have made deployment simple, but at the cost of centralized sequencers, governance-only tokens, fragmentation, and ecosystems that struggle to retain value. 🤷♂️
These unlocks could increase short-term volatility and influence price movements across the market-though, let’s be honest, the market’s been more predictable than a squirrel in a nut factory. So, here’s a breakdown of what to watch in each project, because why not? 🧠
Instead of a pilot, they jumped into the deep end of the digital pool, where the water’s warm and the sharks are all in compliance. 🧠 The bond? Built on Euroclear’s DLT platform-because nothing says “trust” like a blockchain that’s as private as a bank vault. 💸
The investigation claims that over 60% of crypto cases active when Trump returned for Term 2™ were either paused, softened, or straight-up ghosted-like a bad Tinder date. Meanwhile, the rest of Corporate America kept getting audited, fined, and served subpoenas like it was brunch. But crypto? Oh honey, pull up a beanbag and light some incense. 🔮
One of the juicier tidbits? Competitors once too proud to share the same spreadsheet are now testin’ each other’s boundaries like mischievous urchins-no formal handshakes, just developers elbow-deep in their neighbor’s code. 😏
Oh, if the stars align and approval is granted-despite whispers of doubt and scepticism-blockchain-based shares will frolic through the market as their conventional cousins do, promising settlements with the speed of a Parisian gondola and the wallet-friendly charm of afternoon tea.
