The Canary Litecoin ETF, it seems, has chosen the path of least resistance, barely managing to outperform some of the more enthusiastic (and far less disappointing) crypto ETFs, such as those focusing on XRP and Solana. You know, the ones that actually have investors.
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After wobbling like a wobbly pudding under the $2.00 mark last week, XRP has bounced back with the resilience of Matilda outsmarting the Trunchbull. Trading volumes? Through the roof, my dear friends-$6.22 billion in 24 hours! That’s more cash than the entire stash in Fantastic Mr. Fox’s underground lair! 💰
According to some fancy analysts – probably sitting in their silk armchairs – the Bitcoin aSOPR has been peacefully loafing between converging trendlines, barely bothering to blink or raise an eyebrow. This indicator, which judges whether investors are cashing out with a smile or crying into their coffee, has been stuck for nearly two years. When the aSOPR is over 1, it’s like investors are happily selling at a profit, waving their winnings like a defeated gladiator waving a white flag. Under 1? Losses, dear friends, losses. And exactly 1? The market is just making everyone break even, which is the equivalent of applause for a mediocre play.
So, what’s the secret sauce behind XRP’s sudden burst of confidence? Let’s dig into this mystery, shall we? 🕵️♂️
Crypto sentiment stopped hyperventilating into a paper bag as liquidity expectations did a quick U-turn. BitMEX’s co-founder and professional fortune-teller Arthur Hayes took to X (formerly Twitter, before Elon turned it into a circus) to explain how the Fed’s latest monetary shenanigans might give Bitcoin a little nudge.
Investment eyes, once drowsy as old clocks, now blink with vigor. Vitalik Buterin, as if foreseeing a cataclysmic ballad, lamented the looming threat of quantum computing-a Wagnerian climax to today’s cryptographic sonnet.
Dogecoin’s recovery wave, born from the $0.1330 pit, mirrored the fickle whims of Bitcoin and Ethereum. It climbed, triumphant, above $0.1320 and $0.140, yet the bears, those shadowy figures, gathered near $0.1530, their whispers echoing like a funeral dirge.
Franklin Crypto Index ETF (CBOE BZX: EZPZ) filed with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) on Nov. 24 that its portfolio, currently centered on bitcoin and ether, will include additional crypto assets, including XRP, starting Dec. 1 as its benchmark expands. 🤯
In a tale as baffling as a squirrel trying to operate a typewriter, Berachain-a blockchain enterprise that surely thinks it’s grown a “tree of ethereum,”-has concocted a refund riddle worth $25 million. Hedge fund Brevan Howard’s Nova Digital, that so-called “financial wizard,” is now stuck in a limbo of financial limbo, needing to deposit a mere $5 million (a “peppercorn” in crypto terms) just to unlock the refund. And yet… no one’s confirmed whether they’ve actually done it. A bit of a shoe-polish situation, wouldn’t you say? 😂
