According to a Thursday tittle-tattle from the ever-so-reliable Caixin, mainland Chinese firms operating in Hong Kong might be shown the door when it comes to cryptocurrency-related capers. The Hong Kong branches of several state-owned enterprises and Chinese banks, bless their cotton socks, are expected to sit this one out rather than join the scramble for a Hong Kong stablecoin license. 🏃♂️🔒
9 сентября, в стенах Жогорку Кенеша (парламента), на заседании Комиссии по бюджету, экономической политике и финансам, министр экономики и торговли Бакыт Сыдыков объявил, что проект поправок к закону “О виртуальных активах” введет понятия “государственный майнинг” и “государственный криптозапас”.
In the annals of fiscal misery, Protocol Guild, that independent Harlequin of funding, has bared the bruised wallets of Ethereum’s sanctified code-conjurers. These wizards, custodians of digital sorcery, find themselves pocketing a pittance-half, or thereabouts-of what shiny-eyed recruiters proffer. The report, a lament in ledger form, confirms what every disillusioned developer knew but dared not tweet: they’re paid like paupers at a techno-feast.
Ah, behold the classic chart pattern-the inverse head-and-shoulders-that dares to dream of $170,000 to $360,000 in this cycle. Because what’s life without a little optimism and some technical mumbo-jumbo?
The U.S. Consumer Price Index (CPI) for August 2025 has risen by 2.9% year-over-year-the highest since January. Shockingly, this matches what economists predicted. Core CPI, which ignores food and energy prices because they’re too “moody,” stayed steady at 3.1%. No surprises there, just like your uncle’s annual Thanksgiving monologue.
For the past 30 days, Bitcoin has been on a rollercoaster, climbing to a dizzying $124,000 before taking a nosedive to around $112,000. September, historically the dullest month for crypto, is living up to its reputation this year too. 😩
Figure Technologies, a blockchain-focused lending platform founded by SoFi co-founder Mike Cagney, has priced its initial public offering at $25 per share, which would raise $787.5 million. Not bad for a day’s work, eh? 😏
The on-chain data, that most reliable of scribes, reveals that this breakout rally is fed by the murmurs of social media, a cacophony of voices, and a surge in network activity. The technical indicators, those steadfast advisors, confirm the presence of a bullish tempest, suggesting that the token may yet ascend further. 🧠📈
The analysts-the modern-day soothsayers-predict a 0.3% monthly rise in CPI. This would raise the annual rate from 2.7% in July to 2.9% in August. No big deal, right? Just a little nudge. Or is it? Who knows what tomorrow will bring?
PayPal’s PYUSD, that dollar-backed stablecoin, isn’t just a sidekick anymore-it’s the belle of the Ethereum ball, sipping champagne while ETH does the heavy lifting. Supply? It’s not just climbing, it’s moonwalking to $1 billion! Who knew crypto could be this… polished? 🎩
