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In the blue corner, we have Khabib Nurmagomedov, the retired lightweight champion who, after hanging up his gloves (presumably to sell NFTs), has launched “Papakhas.” These aren’t your typical digital doodads, mind you; they’re inspired by the traditional Dagestani hat he wore during UFC walkouts. Not only do they represent cultural heritage, but they also represent the latest way to make money while you sleep-if you’re Khabib, that is. The NFTs, introduced on Telegram (because where else?), reportedly sold out faster than a bad joke at a UFC press conference.

Brian Armstrong, the man with a plan-or at least a tweet-decided to sprinkle some of his institutional warmth. In a message that surely made the head of marketing smile, he expressed his gratitude-yes, gratitude!-for the builders and users whose tireless efforts supposedly inch us all closer to that elusive paradise called “economic freedom.” Or so he claims, with the earnestness of someone selling a dream at a carnival. 🎪

What folly is this? Analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, proclaim it a “supply shock,” a drama where scarcity meets demand. Yet, the players in this comedy are not mere traders but holders of steadfast resolve, spiriting away their tokens to the safety of private wallets. Are they hoarding for a grand finale, or merely avoiding the exchange’s prying eyes? 🤔

On this fine November day in 2025, XRP’s chart resembles a man trying to decide whether to leave a party or stay for one more drink. 🍷 The broader structure reflects a market attempting to shake off a corrective downswing while grappling with resistance zones as stubborn as a Tolstoy protagonist. The daily chart, with its lower highs from the $2.70 region and capitulation low at $1.827, tells a tale of hesitation. Yet, a recovery into the $2.20-$2.25 pocket suggests traders aren’t ready to call it a night just yet.

Our dear Bitcoin, once confident and full of youthful bravado, now moves with the timidity of a veteran soldier-bruised, battered, yet still standing (barely). The on-chain metrics, those wise old men who know all and see all, have started to decline alongside the price-a kind of poetic justice, or perhaps a cruel joke. The Sharpe Ratio, that sneaky measure of risk and reward, has fallen-signaling that the market’s efficiency is as elusive as a Russian winter in July.

In a truly unexpected twist (because who really saw this coming?), FARTCOIN has nearly doubled in price during the last week of November. The real question is-how long can this wild ride last before it crashes again? Maybe we’ll know, maybe we won’t. That’s crypto, folks.

Meanwhile, the case just hit a snazzy legal milestone, and Sun clutched his metaphorical megaphone, ensuring the world knew he was serious-or at least pretended to be, for the cameras.

These digital knights-Session and SimpleX Chat-are the champions of the clandestine, eschewing the mundane phone numbers and central servers that surveillance prefers like a bad haircut. They’re built to keep your secrets safer than the crown jewels and to thwart the prying eyes of governments and privacy villains alike. Because who doesn’t love a little metadata privacy in a world where every swipe and click is watched like a reality TV show? 📱🕵️‍♂️

Ether’s been doing that thing it does – meandering around like a lost sheep while sensible investors quietly accumulate. This Z-Score business is like a cosmic ‘on sale!’ sign, and apparently, it hasn’t steered anyone wrong since 2016. Which, in cryptocurrency years, is practically the Stone Age. 🕰️

The shutdown, effective at 11:00 AM on Friday, left ten cryptocurrencies orphaned in the USDT market, presumably sobbing into their digital wallets.