Pippin, ever the stoic defender of the $0.40 support zone, ascended 14.77% to a session high of $0.455, before settling at $0.447, a 10.32% rise on the daily chart. A true testament to its resilience, or perhaps just a well-timed leap into the void. 🚀
In the most recent positive development shared by crypto reporter Eleanor Terrett on X, the Federal Reserve has withdrawn its 2023 guidance that effectively blocked uninsured banks from becoming Fed members and engaging in crypto. This guidance underpinned the Fed’s denial of Custodia Bank’s master account. 🐍✨
Reacting to the latest postponement of the bill’s markup to January, Scott Johnsson, the crypto VC who’s probably plotting in a dark room, warned,
Bitcoin’s volatility shocked traders on December 17 as prices jumped above $90,000, then crashed back near $86,000 within hours. Spoiler: No aliens were involved. Just humans being… humans.
Popular crypto analyst Lark Davis, a sage with the wisdom of a thousand memes, recently revisited this idea and raised an uncomfortable question: What if the four-year cycle was never as real as we thought? 🤔 Perhaps it was just a mirage, a figment of our collective desperation for order in a chaotic world. 🌪️
Yet, fear not, dear reader! The big fish in the Zcash pond-the whales, if you will-are swimming merrily along, treating this price dip like a delightful buffet. “Oh look, a sale!” they might say, as they pile their plates high with ZEC.
In a recent interview, Holmes, with the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor, lamented the market’s leverage-driven folly. “Contagion! Liquidations! Short-term nonsense!” he cried, waving his hands like a mad conductor. 🎭💥 Yet, Hive persists, expanding its Bitcoin empire with the tenacity of a beaver building a dam. 🐝🚀
The SAFE Crypto Act, a symphony of interagency coordination, proposes a task force uniting the Treasury, law enforcement, regulators, and private-sector gurus-a veritable circus of competence. Imagine detectives armed with blockchain tutorials and coffee, battling scammers who probably just work from home in pajamas. 😂
But hold yer horses! When the dust settles and the chickens come home to roost, these “dead zone” vibes often smell a mite like bottom-of-the-barrel deals. 🧵
MSCI, that all-powerful puppeteer of global indexes, is toying with the idea of booting out companies whose digital holdings exceed 50% of their assets. The proposal, lobbed into the financial ether back in October, is still under “consultation”-a fancy word for “let’s see who screams loudest.” A final verdict is expected by January 2026, because why rush when you can drag out the suspense like a bad telenovela? If approved, the changes will roll out in February 2026-just in time for Valentine’s Day heartbreak 💔.
