Grab your coffee (or a potion to steady your nerves) because today’s briefing is less about numbers and more about a grand opera of economic folly. As one bank loosens its belt (the US Fed), another tightens its corset (Japan’s BOJ). The resulting tango of liquidity is shaking the globe with all the subtlety of a drunken ballet. 🕺💥
Lookonchain tracked this move, and let me tell you, it’s like watching a slow-mo car crash. The whale, called Bitcoin OG (1011short), is holding a ton of crypto-$695 million worth-and now they’re putting their coins on the exchange. That’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight, but the gun’s pointing at your own head. 🚨
The delisting is effective immediately, so if you were holding onto these digital duds, it’s time to face the music. 🎶 Binance is all like, “Do your due diligence, folks, or you might end up in Scamville.” 🕵️♂️💸
Solana (SOL) fared slightly better-up a mere 1% in the last 24 hours. Only a fool would call it a rally; it’s more like a faint whisper of hope amid the deafening silence of stagnation.
You may have heard that Bitcoin is absorbing all this selling pressure like a sponge in a hurricane. Traders are betting on a big move, but the weekend’s usually when Bitcoin schedules its afternoon nap. Liquidity’s thinner, price discovery’s slower, and the chart looks as confident as a cat on a windowsill. No major explosions expected-just a gentle, uneventful drift-until it isn’t. The pattern suggests we might see that final pullback before Bitcoin announces the big breakout, probably right after you’ve gone to sleep. The RSI’s climbing, which is fancy chart talk for “Hey, I might go up soon,” and everyone’s eyeing that shiny $100K mark when 2026 kicks in. Or maybe not-traders have a knack for dashing our hopes. 🤑
Apparently, these spiffing new features are meant to make life easier for the Pioneers (that’s you, dear reader, if you’re one of those chaps), beef up liquidity organization, and help everyone suss out tokens without feeling like they’ve been led down the garden path. 🕵️♂️💹
Jurrien Timmer, the sage of Fidelity’s macroeconomic research, reckons Bitcoin’s $125,000 high on Oct. 6 was its last hurrah-both in “price and time.” “While I’m still a long-term believer in this wild bronco,” he drawled in a Thursday X post, “I fear it’s ridden off into the sunset of another halving phase. Bitcoin winters ain’t no picnic; they last about a year. So, 2026 might just be a ‘year off’-or an ‘off year’-for our trusty steed. Support’s down at $65-75k.” 🏜️💔
Altcoins are currently performing worse than a Zaphod Beeblebrox campaign promise. Technical pressure and Bitcoin’s gravitational pull have pushed any hopes of an altcoin season into the distant future, where it will likely be overshadowed by the next big thing-whatever that is. 🌌
This parchment, he claims, unveils a ghastly truth: American households now corral more wealth in stocks than in the comforting embrace of real estate. A spectacle last witnessed in the late 60s and 90s, eras synonymous with bear markets waltzing in for decades. “Interesting,” Burry muses, sarcasm dripping like honey from a spoon, “perhaps the stock market’s main premise is to leave no man standing.”
They make it all seem so easy with their shiny apps and promises of “engaging” with digital assets. But, oh wait-there’s a little something called fees you have to negotiate.
