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According to a press release that surely felt like the debutante ball of fintech announcements, American users will soon have the privilege of shooting Bitcoins, Ethereums, and assorted digital chimeras back and forth within the app. Transferring to PayPal, Venmo, or even to those mysterious “other digital asset wallets” (like secret compartments in an 18th-century banker’s desk) will be child’s play. It’s the modern equivalent of handing out IOUs but with more encryption and fewer promises kept.

Mr. Lee, presiding over the vast and frankly bewildering holdings of Bitmine, believes the Federal Reserve’s machinations are about to create a rather splendid opportunity for the crypto world. One hopes his predictions are as sound as Bitmine’s treasury is… substantial. 🤔

Apparently, this selling-off is crucial. It will “define the trajectory” of everything. As if. It’s probably just people needing a new handbag or something. 🤷‍♀️

In the shadow of this spectacle, the “CEX Data Report” emerges, a scroll of wisdom shared by the venerable crypto scribe, Colin Wu, on September 16. Behold! Bitfinex and MEXC, those upstart jesters, have leaped forward with 39% and 47% growth, respectively. 🎭 Yet, Binance remains the ringmaster, its whip cracking with authority. Meanwhile, the masses flock to KuCoin, their curiosity piqued like peasants at a traveling carnival. 🎡

Despite throwing a few punches in an attempt to reverse the downtrend, the altcoin just can’t catch a break. But wait, there’s hope! The market, like a slightly tipsy but optimistic investor at a cocktail party, is showing signs of life. Inflows are creeping in, suggesting a faint glimmer of renewed optimism. It’s not curtains just yet. 💃🕺

Michael Marcantonio of Galaxy, a man vested in the dance of numbers and promises, proclaimed this from the heights of September’s winds: Solana has a yield for treasuries that hums like the quiet pulse of a secret rebellion. Seven to eight percent, he says, versus Ethereum’s meek three to four. It is as if Solana offers a sweet nectar to those willing to gamble with the fates, while Bitcoin sits in its throne silently, offering naught but a glimmer of history and pride.

As Bitcoin grinds uphill, the gears of the market start to creak and hum a bullish tune. The supply of Bitcoin on exchanges, especially on Binance-the grand ol’ barn of crypto trading-is acting stranger than usual. That Scarcity Index on Binance? It shot up faster than a jackrabbit on a hot skillet, making folks whisper about the next big supply shock.

Pondora Mainnet is LIVE 🐸

Cardano finally has a DeFi Smart Account!

🟢 LINK ->

After years of development, it feels great to finally step out of the shadows and launch on the public Mainnet!

The first set of enabled features will be :

🔹Smart Account…

Bitcoin futures traders are suddenly shy, dumping $2 billion like it’s hot garbage. 🚀🔥

The heart of this upgrade is a change in the block gas limit-going from 45 million to 60 million. Yes, that’s right. 60 million. The kind of number that makes you wonder what other blockchain projects are doing with their lives. This adjustment is expected to boost transactions per block from a humble 1,071 to 1,428. It’s all part of Polygon’s “Let’s Stay Ahead of the Game” initiative, according to Adam Dossa, the senior VP of engineering. Apparently, the team doesn’t want to wait until the blockchain is “horribly congested” before making a move-how thoughtful of them.