Alas! The BONK token, once gleaming with promise, has slid a most unflattering 9.32%, now worth a mere $0.000008805. This sad affair represents a continued decline, as the Solana-based memecoin falls to new lows in this most tragic cycle of its existence.
Oh, honey, gather ‘round, because we’re about to dive into the wild, wild west of Web3 trading competitions. 🌐✨ Yes, it’s like The Hunger Games but with more charts and fewer sparkly teenagers. Basically, it’s where traders flex their skills, risk virtual money (because who needs real consequences?), and compete for prizes that could buy a small island. Or at least a really nice latte machine. ☕️
Bitcoin slipping under $87,000 this week is a reminder that even the bluest of blue chips can whipsaw late in a cycle. 🤡
Joseph, who once spent “100’s of hours” (a term so vague it could mean 100 hours or 1,000,000) dissecting Tether for Citi, took to X to deliver a masterclass in financial clarity. His message? Tether’s balance sheet is less a “House of Cards” and more a well-organized cabinet of secrets. 🧹
In a resurfaced interview, Musk, with his characteristic aplomb, declares Bitcoin’s energy-backed essence as its shield against manipulation. “Fiat is but a phantom,” he quips to Nikhil Kamath, “while Bitcoin, like a stubborn mule, resists the siren song of inflation.” His logic, though seductive, is not without its critics. Schiff, ever the skeptic, retorts that Bitcoin’s value is as real as a unicorn’s horn, its recent dip a wake-up call to the deluded masses. His barbs, aimed squarely at Michael Saylor’s Strategy, suggest the company’s model is built on sand-or perhaps, more aptly, on the quicksand of share dilution. 🦄💸
Oh, what a tale of grimy streets and digital gold! 🌍💰 The mighty Ripple, that sleek serpent of the financial world, has clawed its way into Singapore’s iron grip, earning the Monetary Authority’s begrudging nod. 🧱⚖️ With a license as shiny as a new coin, Ripple now struts its stuff, offering cross-border transfers that dance … Read more
Dear readers, the People’s Republic of China has once again declared war on digital gold, vowing to intensify its crusade against crypto speculators. One might call it a “Great Firewall of Finance,” but with fewer dragons and more regulators. 🛡️🐉
The director of business development for BlackRock in Brazil, Cristiano Castro, declared Bitcoin ETFs are now the company’s largest revenue source. This finding, he said, proved “a big surprise” for the company. If only they’d checked the dictionary definition of “optimism.” ETF stands for Exchange Traded Fund-basically a stock that’s also not a stock, like a pretzel that’s secretly a salad 🥗.
Analysts point to parallels with 2019, when the last QT pause coincided with a major bottom in altcoins and a surge in Bitcoin. With liquidity returning and interest rates already cut to 3.75-4.00%, crypto markets are bracing for a potentially bullish shift. 🧠💸
By Shayan
