it steadfastly perches above the 200-day moving average at $3,570, and lo, a bullish flag pattern emerges, that optimistic harbinger of breakouts. The price now meanders in this pattern’s descending channel, post-flagpole, and nestles just above the Major S/R pivot at $3,750.
The global crypto market cap, that grand theater of fortunes, shrank by 3% to $3.66 trillion, as if the very cosmos had decided to play a cruel joke. BTC, that fickle lover, plummeted from its lofty peak of $111,700 to the humble depths of $108,000, as if the market itself were a tragic opera. 🎭
Notre noble province, soucieuse de préserver ses précieuses bornes électriques, a lâché la bride à ces loustics technologiques pour que la lumière ne s’éteigne pas avant la fin de la saison froide. Le but? Consolider ses industries, celles qui font les bonnes chères et les bonnes fêtes, et non pas laisser co-ponder des machines croquant de l’énergie comme des oies à Noël. 🦢🔥
In a move that could only be described as “crypto-tastic,” Evernorth – a fresh-faced venture backed by Ripple – announced plans to list on Nasdaq, teaming up with the blank check wunderkind, Armada Acquisition Corp II. Yes, that’s right, they’re aiming to raise over $1 billion. And what will they do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Why, buy up XRP, of course. The acquisition plans are as lofty as they come.
Speculation about a Coinbase listing has ignited the hopes of investors, as if the very air is charged with possibility. The question, however, lingers like a ghost: Can this fleeting romance translate into a lasting union? 🤔
This surge coincides with Avantis’ Total Value Locked (TVL) breaching $100 million. For context, that’s like filling a swimming pool with $100 bills and calling it a “strategic investment.”
Ethereum, in its current state, trades at a mere $3,876, a figure that would make even the most stoic investor weep into their champagne. A 4.8% drop in the past 24 hours and a weekly loss of 4.6%-truly, the market is as capricious as a Parisian lover. 🥂
Even with folks worryin’ and panickin’, the appetite for altcoins hasn’t dried up – just keepin’ steady like a Missouri mule on a hilltop.
ETH, in a moment of weakness, slipped slightly, though the market’s sentiment remained as indifferent as a stone. 🧱
Behold, the Solana rewards, which have ascended nearly 300% over the past year, a meteoric rise that would make even the most stoic of philosophers gasp. Yet, as with all things ephemeral, one must question whether this is a fleeting spark or a lasting flame. 🔥
