UNI’s Descent: A Tale of Waning Hope 📉💸

The open interest, that once proud sentinel, now cowers in a corner, its numbers shrinking like a snowball in a furnace. The 1-hour chart, a tragic play, reveals the price slipping from $6.20 to $5.50, a dramatic exit from the stage of high prices. The sell-side candle, fierce and unrelenting, triggers a wave of liquidations-oh, the drama! đź’¸

Vanguard’s Crypto ETFs: A New Era or Just a Fancy Wallet?

Vanguard Group, which oversees about $11 trillion in assets, has started offering access to crypto exchange-traded funds (ETFs) and mutual funds holding cryptocurrencies on its platform. The shift opens access to products tied to a broad range of crypto, including BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL, HBAR, and LTC. đź§ľ

FDIC’s Genius Rules: Stablecoins in a Quagmire!

Acting FDIC Chairman Travis Hill, ever the beacon of clarity, detailed the regulator’s plans in prepared remarks submitted ahead of his testimony to the House Financial Services Committee. One might wonder if the committee is prepared for the sheer volume of paperwork ahead. 🧾

Bitcoin’s Supply Woes: When Scarcity Meets Sardonic Protest

If charting Bitcoin’s decline were a novel, it would be a tragic comedy-steady, unrelenting descent from the intoxicating heights of $110,000-$120,000 down to a more modest high-$80,000s. A narrative of despair, where every bounce is less a rally and more a forlorn attempt to recapture vanished glory, like chasing the ghost of Gatsby’s green light. The exchange reserves, in a fit of austerity, vanish like a magician’s illusion-every day, a little less magic, a little more austerity. 🎭✨

China Declares War on Crypto: Stablecoins Beware!

It was only a matter of time before the PBoC called in the troops. On November 28, 2025, a critical meeting took place with 13 government agencies in attendance, all bent on making sure that no cryptocurrency, not even the tame, fiat-pegged stablecoin, would threaten the mighty state. It seems the central bank has shifted its focus – goodbye volatile Bitcoin, hello stablecoins. This is no longer a matter of wild speculative assets. This is about pure, unadulterated control. đź’°