Crypto News

In the most recent salvo of Immutable X news, the team hath announced a union with Netmarble on the 11th of September. This alliance permits creators to earn rewards through popular games such as Solo Leveling, a title which, I daresay, would make even the most stoic of Austen protagonists blush. A mere three days later, the co-founder hinted at grand Web2 franchise integrations, potentially luring anime and entertainment IPs onto the Immutable network. With 660 games and 5.6 million wallets already in play, these unions could entice millions of new users into the Web3 gaming fold, much like a well-timed invitation to a ball.

Speaking at the All-In Summit 2025, a gathering of minds both brilliant and bemused, Yakovenko’s words were captured in a YouTube video that has since rippled through the digital ether. “The convergence of technologies is astounding,” he mused, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of awe and trepidation. “AI leaps from parchment to practice with such haste, one cannot help but wonder: are we prepared for what follows?” 🌌💡

But hey, don’t panic just yet! The market has a funny way of adjusting and rebounding after throwing a little tantrum. 💁‍♀️

On a Wednesday, no less, while chatting on “The Bitcoin Podcast” with Jordan Walker, the Co-Founder of Bitcoin Collective, Kiyosaki let rip. He claims schools and professors are peddling a financial playbook as outdated as a top hat at a tech conference: attend college, land a job, grind like a millstone, squirrel away savings, and pour it all into 401(k) plans stuffed with assets that perform like a three-legged racehorse. 🐢🏦

Like a drunkard’s promise to quit vodka, rumors of a MetaMask token have haunted the cryptosphere for years. But Lubin’s words? Those carry weight-like a sack of potatoes in Soviet Russia. He claims the team has been “studying” the right moment. Translation: They’ve been waiting for the regulators to blink. Clever. Very clever. 👀

Вот представьте себе: величественные кошельки с 10 до 100 тысяч эфирушек вдруг проснулись и обнаружили, что их нереализованные прибыли достигли тех самых дивных высот, что и в далёком 2021-м! Казалось бы, повод для праздника – сели на гору бумажных денег. Ну, кто не любит порасслабиться в бумажном королевстве, где цифры пляшут ярче, чем на маскараде? 🐳

This integration crowns a shiny, permissionless version dubbed PYUSD0 – apparently “fully fungible” with the original PYUSD, which is just a more sophisticated way of saying “you can swap them like baseball cards but without the sticky fingers.” LayerZero, that crypto infrastructure firm you’re supposed to know about, dropped this bombshell on a Thursday, because, why not?

So, what’s the deal? Is this the crypto equivalent of a midlife crisis? 🧐 Are we looking at a $12 billion sell-off that’ll make the Great Depression look like a garage sale? Or is this just Ethereum’s way of saying, “Hold my beer, I’m about to do something stupid”? 🍺

After much anticipation, REX-Osprey, a duo of REX Shares and Osprey Funds, finally launched on Sept. 18 the first U.S.-listed exchange-traded funds (ETFs) to provide spot exposure to XRP and dogecoin (DOGE). The two funds, trading on the Cboe BZX Exchange under the tickers XRPR and DOJE, represent a step forward in integrating well-known cryptocurrencies into regulated ETF structures. Cboe confirmed both listings, describing them as new issues set to begin trading immediately-because nothing says “stability” like crypto. 🤡

On a rather ordinary September 18, against the backdrop of fluttering leaves and possibly brewing chaos, DDEx graciously accepted Franklin Templeton’s sgBENJI into its arms. What is sgBENJI, you ask? It is none other than the glittering token of the Franklin Onchain US Dollar Short-Term Money Market Fund. Yes, it seems tokens are the new currency of affection! Ripple has cleverly placed its own US dollar stablecoin, RLUSD, alongside sgBENJI, promising hapless eligible clients a seamless transition from one form of digital loveliness to another, at any hour of the day. It’s like switching flavors of ice cream, only with more decimal points. 🍦💰