On September 18, these tech wizards filed their S-1 registration with the SEC, because nothing says “we’ve made it” like a mountain of paperwork. 📄✨ Their plan? To list on the NYSE under the ticker BTGO, because nothing screams “serious business” like a four-letter acronym. 🚀
Well, Lubin didn’t bother to drop any juicy details about when or how, but let’s be real-he hinted it’ll be sooner than you think. Can’t say we weren’t warned!
A second audit is already underway, highlighting the team’s commitment to safety and reliability before the platform goes live. Because nothing says “trust us” like a second audit, right? 🤷♂️
“Volatility? Decrease it, you say? But of course!” Saylor declared to Natalie Brunell on the Coin Stories podcast, as if he were a wizard casting a spell of boredom upon the crypto realm. 🧙♂️✨ “Let the mega institutions waltz in with their fancy suits and spreadsheets. Size matters, after all.”
First up, we have wallet 0x04EA, who elegantly withdrew a gargantuan 7.04 million $ASTER, sinking a cool $4.66 million into the token. One can almost picture them swimming around in their virtual sea, laughing at the sheer amount of digital currency they’ve just yanked from the depths. 🐋
Well, well, well, if it isn’t BlackRock, the financial equivalent of a heavyweight boxer, knocking out all the competition with a dazzling display of crypto ETF prowess. On September 19, the good folks over at U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs found themselves with a tidy sum of $223 million in net inflows. And, just in case … Read more
BitGo’s revenue? A staggering $4.19 billion in 2024-nearly 4x the previous year. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a company that’s basically a fancy way to store your Bitcoin. 🦜
This EtherNasyonaL person – a name, frankly, that sounds made up – is looking at charts. Charts! Like anyone can predict the future from squiggly lines. But apparently, back in 2017, XRP did something similar. So, now it’s gonna do it again? It’s…logic? Or just hoping? It’s infuriating!
XRP’s ascendancy, assuming it *does* ascend, hinges on clinging to anything above $3.15. Otherwise, it’s back to the dreary business of consolidation; a fate worse than lukewarm champagne.
Because, dear reader, this is not merely a technical upgrade-it is a revolution! PYUSD, once confined, now dances across networks, bringing accessibility to the masses and developers alike. A true marvel of our age! 🎉
