According to the oracles at CoinGlass, the total value of these liquidated positions reached a staggering $966 million from September 25, 12 pm UTC, to September 26, 12 pm UTC. A veritable massacre, with long positions accounting for $843.07 million of the carnage. Short positions, those wily survivors, managed to escape with a mere $122.93 million in losses. One can almost hear the schadenfreude in the data.
The Telegram realm, once known for its chats and memes, has now plunged headfirst into the wild world of digital assets! 🌐💸 With AlphaTON Capital’s $71 million fundraising, they’ve snatched their first $30 million chunk of TON tokens. Now, they’re aiming to swell their treasure to a mighty $100 million by 2025, becoming a giant in the TON network. 🧙♀️✨
What’s this ruckus about? Can Stellar’s grit outlast the market’s moody tantrums as September rides into the sunset? 🤠
According to the ever-watchful Lookonchain, our hero scooped up 538,384 ASTER tokens-worth a hair under $990,000-over the past three days. He allegedly funneled $1 million in USDT into Aster using not one, but two public wallets (because why use one when you can use two? 🎩✨). Then, like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat, he withdrew the tokens at an average price of $1.87. Ta-da!
In a thrilling twist of cosmic irony, Chainlink proudly proclaimed via their X post (because apparently, just “posting” is so last decade) that our dear friend World Chain, co-founded by none other than Sam Altman, has transformed the humble WLD token into a Cross-Chain Token (CCT)-no, not a CCT that you can hang on your door, but a digital one powered by Chainlink’s cosmic technology. Now, transferring WLD between World Chain and Ethereum is easier than failing to understand quantum physics at a dinner party.
Pray, consider the state of the crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) markets, which have been thrust into a most precarious situation this week. What began as a genteel tug-of-war between inflows and outflows has devolved into a veritable rout, with both bitcoin and ether ETFs suffering most grievously on Thursday, Sept. 25. One can only imagine the consternation among investors! 😓
A Constant Decline of Ethereum’s Whales
This little financial frolic values the company at a cool $15 billion, my dear-a milestone as Kraken pirouettes toward its much-anticipated public listing. Bravo! 👏💃
The inimitable Jim Cramer, that oracle of CNBC, has cast his discerning eye upon this speculative darling, warning the plebeian retail investors to tread with caution. For what, pray tell, could possibly go awry? Let us descend into this maelstrom of folly and fortune. 🎭
But hey, some analysts are still betting on “Uptober” as if it’s a magic spell. Seasonal tailwinds? Please. October’s just the month retail investors panic-sell and crypto bros start wearing bear-market sweaters. Let’s see how bullish this “bullish” phase is when your portfolio looks like a deflated balloon.
