So far, $7m affected by this hack. @TrustWallet will cover. User funds are SAFU. Appreciate your understanding for any inconveniences caused.
The team is still investigating how hackers were able to submit a new version.
And then, on December 25th – a date otherwise reserved for family squabbles and questionable gifts – Lido DAO [LDO] dared to be different. It defied the prevailing gloom, a small patch of blue in a stormy sky. A preference, it appeared, for protocols that actually produce something, rather than merely exist on promises and hot air. The irony, of course, is delicious. 🧐
The vote, concluding on the sacred day of December 25th (a date surely chosen by some mischievous force), passed with the fervor of a Moscow crowd at a Master’s performance. The result? A colossal 100 million UNI tokens shall be consigned to the flames, and protocol fees shall awaken from their slumber after a brief timelock. Oh, the drama! 🎭
Ted (@TedPillows), our modern-day commentator, bemoans the narrow trading band, declaring ETH must either reclaim $3,000 or retest $2,700-$2,800 to escape this comedic limbo. Daily volumes? A 20% drop! Implied volatility? A 10% plunge! One might think the crypto gods are napping. Ah, but when liquidity returns, expect a grand finale worthy of the Comédie-Française! 🎭
Thus, BIFI claimed its throne among the day’s top gainers, sans fanfare or proclamation. No heralds cried, “Behold, a protocol update!” Nay, ’twas a silent coup, a heist of market whimsy. 🕵️♂️💰
There was a breakdown brewing on the charts, but just when it looked like the party was about to end, dip buyers swooped in like knights in shining armor-or at least folks with deep pockets. Now it’s up to the big money to decide if this will be a glorious comeback or if Pi Coin will tumble back into the dreaded breakdown abyss.
As I pen this, dear reader, our protagonist, Canton [CC], finds itself trading at $0.1063, marking an impressive 18.24% on the daily chart-an exhilarating dance of renewed momentum, if you will. This exuberance has also plumped up CC’s market capitalization by over a billion dollars, bouncing from $2.8 billion to a staggering $3.9 billion. Quite the financial fitness regime!
This surge isn’t just a lucky stroke of fortune; it’s a delightful concoction of technical wizardry and ecosystem magic! Mix in a dash of optimism, and voilà, you have a recipe for a potential year-end rally that could leave us all gaping in wonder. But hold your horses, for our old friends Bitcoin [BTC] and Ethereum [ETH] are waving their hands and saying, “Not so fast!” 🚫
Pi Network has unlocked 8.7 million PI tokens as part of its ongoing distribution.
BTC’s recent moves could only be described as “choppy,” which is crypto-speak for “I have no idea what’s happening.” Last week, it yo-yoed from $90K to $85.5K, then bounced back to $90K before face-planting again. Even the surprisingly good US CPI numbers couldn’t stop this crypto-themed rollercoaster. Bulls finally snapped out of their slumber and pushed BTC to $89K, but that was just a warm-up for Monday’s doomed attempt to breach $90.4K. Now it’s trading at $87.5K, sipping tea and pretending it’s not nervous. ☕️📉
