BTC, you see, had a bit of a wobble, trading above $113,000 one moment and then slipping to an intraday low of $111,460 the next. It’s currently hovering around $112,613, looking rather sheepish about the whole affair. Ethereum (ETH), not to be outdone, is down almost 1%, trading at $4,173, after a brief dip to $4,098. It’s like watching a game of tennis, what? 🏓
Apparently, the biggest players on the blockchain are playing a game of “Let’s Pretend We Know What’s Coming Next.” And by “big players,” I mean those wallet-sized whales with enough coins to buy a small country. According to CryptoQuant (a name that sounds like a high-tech fish tank), these frosty giants are smuggling their BTC into Binance faster than you can say “market chaos.” Seems like they’re either about to make a killing or are just really bored and want to see how much chaos their digital cans of fish can cause.
In their infinite wisdom, and possibly fueled by cold coffee, Franklin Templeton is broadening the reach of their tokenized products by hitching a ride on BNB Chain’s speedy and cost-friendly infrastructure – because who doesn’t love faster trades and cheaper fees when trying to make money disappear into the void?
By Shayan (probably still crying about the 2017 bull run)
With an average price of $113,227 per Bitcoin, B-HODL has not only secured its place in the annals of corporate daring but has also elbowed its way into the top 100 public Bitcoin Treasuries, landing at a modest 98th place. A small victory, perhaps, but one that comes with a trumpet blast of self-importance. 🎺
Behold, Bitcoin Core v30, set to arrive in October, will abolish the 80-byte cap on OP_RETURN, that curious corner of a transaction script where users can embed arbitrary data. A move as audacious as it is divisive. 🚀
This, dear reader, means another 200% rally predicted for Q4 2025 – the sort of math that would make even the most stoic accountant spill their morning tea.
Now the burning question (besides “Why did I check this?”) is whether XRP can claw its way back to the elusive $3 mark before September bids us all farewell.
Ah, the restless chronicles of the CoinDesk Indices – where every tick, every whisper of numbers, embodies the dreams and despairs of digital fortune hunters. Here is today’s modest celebration, wrapped in the drab robes of market updates.
Since its launch on September 17, ASTER has gone up more than 2,000%-a journey that’s left investors questioning their life choices, their sanity, and why they didn’t buy Bitcoin in 2017. 🤯 At $2.40 now, the market cap is climbing faster than a toddler on a trampoline, and Binance’s listing of ASTER perpetuals? Let’s just say the 24-hour volume is now higher than your ex’s Instagram followers. 📈
