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In a move that would make a Polish pierogi spin in its pan, lawmakers failed to muster the votes to override President Karol Nawrocki’s veto of the digital-assets bill. The lower house, bless their hearts, couldn’t scrape together the required three-fifths majority. And just like that, Tusk’s grand plan to clamp down on cryptocurrencies-which he’d been touting as a matter of national security-went up in smoke. Or should I say, up in blockchain? 🔗

Oh, the madness of the markets! The concept of the XRP supply shock has been highly controversial. Recent expert research indicates that most investors do not understand its actual mechanics. 🧠💰

The crypto circus, that grand old tent with more shenanigans than a Tennessee revival, just had Binance’s CZ and gold-hoarding Peter Schiff duking it out for the masses’ admiration in Dubai. Imagine that: a gentleman hauls out a gold bar like it’s a Sunday roast and asks another to confirm it’s real. Familiar? No! Schiff, ever the skeptic, baffled ’em all by saying, “I don’t know,” which sounds mighty suspicious for a man playing “gold inspector” without a pickax.

It appears the exchange, in its infinite wisdom, will automatically convert these pesos into – what else? – American dollars. At, naturally, “transparent and competitive” rates. One suspects “competitive” in this instance means ‘slightly less exorbitant than before.’ Still, a convenience, no doubt, for those determined to participate in this bewildering realm of cryptocurrencies. 🙄

Claver eloquently concluded that these billionaires aren’t in it for the quick lark but instead sought strategies to conserve their capital for posterity. Merely 38% of global family offices are flirting with cryptocurrency, he noted. Those few that have capitulated to the crypto siren song are now casting XRP as a go-to hedge, he suggested with a flourish.
In an amiable reference to the ancient adage Claver insists upon, “One ought only to become fabulously wealthy once” he purrs, while painting a portrait of the prudent cadre who meticulously build a substantial core surrounded by diversification strategies.

Chainalysis, that modern oracle of blockchain, reveals a tableau both dazzling and alarming: Poland now struts as one of Europe’s crypto titans, with transaction activity soaring 50% year-on-year. It ranks a smug eighth in Europe for on-chain value received, and its Bitcoin ATMs have proliferated like gossip at a country house weekend, making it the world’s fifth-largest BTC ATM hub-even outstripping the vaunted El Salvador. 🏧✨

Meanwhile, just in the last 24 hours, SUI decided to snub some traders and dipped 1.59% down to $1.54 – then again, trading volume also shrank a shocking 37%, hanging around at a modest $871 million. Still, curiosity about SUI and its shiny new products is soaring higher than a rocket on a sugar rush! 🚀

The newspapers are quite abuzz with figures, stating that 2025 stands to be the fourth most enthusiastic year this century for institutional gold accumulation. Deutsche Bank, a name of some consequence, informs us that gold now accounts for approximately 24% of central bank reserves, a proportion not observed since the days of the nineteen-nineties. Such figures naturally explain why governments, having briefly entertained other notions, are now returning to the tried and true. It seems a prudent, if rather predictable, course of action.

Solana’s leading the pack, apparently. Six spot SOL ETFs in Q4? Big deal. $622 million in inflows? Sure, sounds impressive. But let’s be real, 95% of that went to Bitwise’s BSOL ETF. So, it’s basically the BlackRock of the Solana world now. Congrats, I guess? 🎉📈

Behold, the Bitcoin price, that capricious jester, hath once again placed MicroStrategy (MSTR), the largest corporate holder of BTC, in the spotlight. Walter Bloomberg, that sage of X, doth declare that analysts, ever the curious hounds, await to see if the company might sway the cryptocurrency’s price should it choose to sell its hoard. 🕵️‍♂️📉