After months of steadfast ascent to dizzying heights, Bitcoin’s vigor has waned, trading at a modest $111,000 on a Friday afternoon in Hong Kong-a mere 2% increase over the past week, as dutifully recorded by CoinDesk. 📉
The market, those discerning arbiters of value, appear to be giving Bitcoin a small breathing space around $103,000 – $104,000. Yesterday, October 24th, 2025, it managed a modest upward twitch, reaching $109,474, a 1.8% gain, one presumes, celebrated with much glee by those who bought high and hoped for higher. This followed a rather more assertive 13% fall from that dizzying peak, a fall perhaps unnoticed by those who are already counting their hypothetical gains. 🙄
Shiba Inu and Dogecoin, those fleeting emblems of internet whimsy, are currently engaged in a rather pedestrian dance with destiny. Their daily charts reveal triangular formations, those geometric portents that technicians adore. A breakout-or a breakdown, naturally-awaits; the remaining weeks of Q4 hang poised, quivering, like a frightened hummingbird before a storm. The overall sentiment within the altcoin realm is, to put it charitably, murky.
Crypto analyst MarketMaestro has been keeping a close eye on ETH and notes that the asset recently got rejected at its neckline resistance 🤦\u200d♂️. But don\’t worry, it\’s now in a crucial retest phase at a red diagonal resistance line that it had previously surpassed 🔴. If ETH can hold this diagonal, it\’ll avoid losing the bullish momentum it built up earlier 💪.
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Evernorth’s upcoming Nasdaq listing through a merger with Armada Acquisition Corp. II is supposedly gonna raise over $1 billion. But (oh yes, there’s a “but”) some folks are wondering how much of that cash will actually go toward buying XRP on the open market, versus being, well, gifted in-kind. I mean, who doesn’t love a little freebie? 💸
Bulls are acting like they’ve run out of coffee-exhausted and slumping. If they want to save face, they’d better defend the $1-$1.2 zone like it’s their last slice of pizza. And if they can’t even hit $1.83, well… enjoy your bearish vibes. 🚨
One reason to contemplate ringing the golden bell (yes, literally like a gilded dinner bell for crypto millionaires) is that if gold is a play on US fiscal dominance, one could argue the party’s already crashed. The chart below shows US M2 against the above-ground value of gold plus Bitcoin’s market value. During times of monetary…
Solana (SOL), that shimmering token of hope and hype, is now available for purchase, sale, and existential dread on Fidelity’s platforms. A spokesperson, presumably a cyborg with a penchant for jargon, declared:
They’ve already received “a couple” of crypto donations, though they’re keeping the amounts and donors as vague as a Brexit timeline. Classic. It’s like a silent auction, but with fewer chandeliers and more Bitcoin.
