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On our daily soap opera, Bitcoin continues to cling to its dramatic descending structure post that impulsive selloff (that we all knew was coming, right?). Currently, it’s stuck between the comforting arms of the $82K-$80K demand zone and the high-maintenance resistance at $95K-$96K. Talk about a tumultuous relationship! The poor thing keeps trying to reclaim its mid-range glory, but alas, the sell-side control just won’t let it. 😩

So, here’s the tea: someone proposed putting Aave’s brand and front-end assets under DAO control because, allegedly, Aave Labs has been playing fast and loose with protocol fees. Enter EzR3aL, the pseudonymous whistleblower, claiming fees from the CoW Swap integration ended up in Aave Labs’ wallet instead of the DAO’s. Scandalous! 🕵️‍♂️💰 Aave Labs was like, “Excuse me, what?” and the DAO was like, “Excuse you, what?”

Michael Saylor believes 2026 will be a major year for Bitcoin adoption. He predicts that U.S. banks will lead the way in expanding Bitcoin services. 🐍

Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market was back in the red following a brief uptick on Friday. Bitcoin (BTC) is down almost 2% and has slipped below $88,000, while Ethereum (ETH) is down 1.5% at $ 2,320. 🐻🐻

The Ripple CTO’s hub, a humble production service, aims for unyielding uptime and reliability. Data from it has been as valuable as a well-tended field, offering insights into the XRP Ledger network’s behavior and performance. 🌾

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In his latest YouTube sermon (or should we say, warning?), titled “2026 is a Year for Building”, Galaxy Digital’s fearless leader announced that the market’s not buying fairy tales anymore. Tokens like XRP and Cardano-those darling dreams of many a crypto enthusiast-might soon find themselves age-ing out of relevance if they can’t actually do something useful. Yep, it’s about practical value now, folks, not just tweets and hype.

On Binance’s XRP/USDT 15-minute chart, the price lingers near $1.8656, trapped between a descending resistance ($1.88, darling, how passé) and a rising floor ($1.84, ever so hopeful). Such compression! Such drama! One might mistake it for a Victorian novel-if Victorian novels were about cryptocurrency and not tragic love affairs.

But according to Kommersant’s Andrei Kolesnikov (who probably has more sources than a black-market caviar dealer), the real scoop is that the U.S. and Russia are now discussing Bitcoin mining at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant (ZNPP). Because nothing screams “safe investment” like radioactive crypto! ☢️💰

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