Over $6.6 million has been wagered on Trump’s potential 2025 pardons, with around $356,045 placed on Bankman-Fried’s outcome. Another related market tracking whether he’ll be released from custody in 2025 climbed to 10%. The sharp jump reflects the optimism among bettors who believe Trump might extend the same favor to the disgraced crypto mogul. Because nothing says “justice” like a 10% chance of freedom. 🙃
The market, once a shivering sapling, now towers like a sequoia. Major tokens and altcoins dance in the spotlight, their trading activity brighter than a Broadway marquee. Bitcoin, that old rogue, clings to $110,000, while Ethereum inches toward $4,000 with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof.
The consensus, that fickle oracle of market wisdom, predicts a 0.4% uptick in headline inflation and 0.3% in core prices. One wonders if they’ve ever considered a career in astrology. 🌙
The news, which could have been straight out of a soap opera, ignited a spark of optimism throughout the Binance ecosystem. Naturally, this caused a surge of activity in various altcoins. But which ones? Well, let’s dive into the whirlwind of numbers, tokens, and drama.
Turns out, Fortress, or should I say Elemental Financial Technologies-because nothing says “reliable” like a name change-was basically playing financial hide-and-seek with client assets. They didn’t just forget to balance their checkbooks; they forgot where they even put them. According to Bloomberg, they owe customers money they don’t have, and trying to withdraw your cash from Fortress right now? Think of it like asking a magician to pull a rabbit out of a hat, only to get an empty silk scarf instead.
According to the scribes at crypto.news, Hyperliquid (HYPE) traded at $40 on the morn of October 24th, Asian time, up 8.1% in 24 hours and nearly 19% from its recent nadir. Yet, zoom out, dear reader, and you’ll find it still wallows 33.6% below its year-to-date peak. Alas, the heights of glory are but a distant memory! 🏔️
After months of steadfast ascent to dizzying heights, Bitcoin’s vigor has waned, trading at a modest $111,000 on a Friday afternoon in Hong Kong-a mere 2% increase over the past week, as dutifully recorded by CoinDesk. 📉
The market, those discerning arbiters of value, appear to be giving Bitcoin a small breathing space around $103,000 – $104,000. Yesterday, October 24th, 2025, it managed a modest upward twitch, reaching $109,474, a 1.8% gain, one presumes, celebrated with much glee by those who bought high and hoped for higher. This followed a rather more assertive 13% fall from that dizzying peak, a fall perhaps unnoticed by those who are already counting their hypothetical gains. 🙄
Shiba Inu and Dogecoin, those fleeting emblems of internet whimsy, are currently engaged in a rather pedestrian dance with destiny. Their daily charts reveal triangular formations, those geometric portents that technicians adore. A breakout-or a breakdown, naturally-awaits; the remaining weeks of Q4 hang poised, quivering, like a frightened hummingbird before a storm. The overall sentiment within the altcoin realm is, to put it charitably, murky.
Crypto analyst MarketMaestro has been keeping a close eye on ETH and notes that the asset recently got rejected at its neckline resistance 🤦\u200d♂️. But don\’t worry, it\’s now in a crucial retest phase at a red diagonal resistance line that it had previously surpassed 🔴. If ETH can hold this diagonal, it\’ll avoid losing the bullish momentum it built up earlier 💪.
