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MYX Finance has captured the collective imagination of traders and analysts alike, much like a scandalous rumor at a country ball. Its dramatic surge in price and trading volumes can be attributed to a confluence of factors, not least the impending V2 protocol upgrade. This upgrade promises zero-slippage trading, enhanced cross-chain functionality, and a smoother user experience-features so enticing they might tempt even Mr. Darcy himself to part with his fortune. 🤑

XRP stayed strong above $2.850, shoved Bitcoin and Ethereum aside like a boss, and climbed over $2.880 and $2.90 resistance levels. Take that, financial drama!

Since its September 1st flirtation with $9.25, Official Trump [TRUMP] has been trapped in a financial waltz, trading between $8.1 and $8.5. How utterly tedious! Over the past week, the memecoin has been as stagnant as a Coward play’s second act-all talk and no action. 🕺

On a seemingly ordinary day of September 8, 2025, Nasdaq, like some audacious Prometheus, delivered unto the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission a petition, petition, a plea, if you will, to permit tokenized securities to frolic alongside traditional stocks on the Nasdaq Stock Market. In the aftermath, Tal Cohen, Nasdaq’s president and a man burdened by the weight of both hope and duty, pontificated on Linkedin, extolling the virtues of melding blockchain’s lightning pace with investor “safeguards.” How quaint!

But wait, there’s more! Chainalysis is now tracking over 260,000 XRPL tokens, including IOUs, NFTs, and something called MPTs (which I’m pretty sure stands for “Make Payments Tedious”). Fresh tokens are being added daily, because why not? It’s almost like they’re trying to make blockchain even more complicated than it already is. 😅

Picture it: a motley crew of cyberbums snuck into the NPM account of a prominent developer (do give the poor fellow a stiff brandy) and, with the subtlest sleight of hand, sluiced malware into libraries upon which the world’s apps depend. Stardom at last-all for the price of a well-placed bit of malicious code! 😏

World Network’s native token-yes, the brainchild of the ever-dashing Sam Altcoin-pirouetted upward by over 40% on September 8 after the Nasdaq-listed Eightco Holdings declared their intention to embark on this grand WLD treasury adventure. Witness, if you will, WLD’s ascent from a modest $1.03 at dawn to a sprightly $1.51 by dusk, crowning it one of the altcoins’ top performers in the cutthroat 24-hour carnival.

In the grand theater of cryptocurrencies, where every day brings a new act of drama and intrigue, Worldcoin (WLD) has taken center stage. The native token of Sam Altman’s ambitious iris-scanning project has witnessed a meteoric rise, gaining 25% in value over the past 24 hours and now trading at a robust $1.25. 🌟

This reduction in supply, akin to turning off the tap of a leaky faucet, is expected to ease the sell pressure on the market, making Bittensor a top contender in the crypto world for 2025. It’s like being the only kid at the party with an unlimited supply of candy while everyone else has to ration their sweets. 🍭

Since early September, whale activity in Pump.fun [PUMP] has been more intense than a summer blockbuster. One particularly ambitious whale decided to spread its bets across three wallets, opening leveraged long positions worth a whopping $6.3 million. 🤑