The chart, a tragicomic portrait of human hope and folly, depicts XRP/USDT on a one-hour timeframe. It reveals not merely lines and prices, but souls in conflict: buyers whispering sweet nothings of ascent, sellers grunting cold truths of descent. And there, in the middle, the poor price-squeezed like a pince-nez between two unyielding brows. 😳
Meanwhile, AMBCrypto dropped a report saying miner reserves are growing. Is this evidence of a local bottom? Maybe. Or maybe miners are just hoarding Bitcoin like it’s toilet paper during a pandemic. 😅
Did the bears ever tell you that Robinhood now gets cozy in a land feeding 19 million stock traders and 17 million crypto fanatics? These deals await the benevolent blessing of Indonesia’s Financial Services Authority, expected to wrap up by the first half of 2026. But we know bureaucracies; they love anticipation! 😏
In a twist that feels straight out of a bureaucratic comedy, Vanguard, the $10 trillion financial behemoth, has finally opened its arms to Bitwise’s XRP ETF. 👐 For years, Vanguard has treated crypto like a leper, banning it outright. But lo and behold, it now offers access to XRP ETFs. 🤯 Is this progress or a sign of the apocalypse? You decide.
Apparently, SHIB is gearing up for its big moment-like a dog finally learning to sit, but with charts. 📈 After months of being dragged through the mud, it’s stabilized and formed a higher low in November. 🎉 Sellers are throwing tantrums but can’t push it below $0.0000080. Buyers are like, “Yeah, we got this,” and sellers are like, “But I wanted to ruin everyone’s day!” 😭
Larry Fink, Blackrock’s CEO and self-proclaimed “architect of capitalist dreams,” recently confessed at the New York Times’ Dealbook Summit that his views on Bitcoin have evolved from “money laundering index” to “fear-based financial fairy tale.” One wonders if this revelation came after a late-night chat with a ghost of Marx or perhaps a cryptic message from a mysterious investor in a fur hat. 🧠❄️
The latest spark? Investor Fred Krueger, who has apparently discovered the concept of “both/and” (a revolutionary idea in a world where people still argue about socks). He endorses Nick Szabo’s dual strategy: “Let’s build bridges! Or at least both banks and castles!” 🏰🏰
Add emojis where appropriate. Maybe after mentioning the president’s veto, add a 🦄 or 🚫. Sarcasm about the 100-page bill could be “a tome so dense, even a librarian would need a magnifying glass.”
BTC took a nosedive like a toddler on roller skates, only to bounce back like a boomerang of hope. ETH followed suit, doing the crypto equivalent of a nervous tango with volatility. 🕺 Meanwhile, the overall market dropped faster than my phone battery at 10%-investors sprinted toward safety like it was the last slice of pizza at a party. 🏃♂️🍕
To this, Schwartz, in all his wisdom, laid out the grand motives behind his choice to run a hub on the XRP Ledger. First, he confessed something rather scandalous: he hadn’t been running any XRPL infrastructure for a few years and thought, “Why not? It’ll be fun to start again.” Quite the visionary, isn’t he? 😏