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According to an X post from the exchange, Binance’s eagle-eyed audit team received a tip-off alleging the employee’s unscrupulous behavior. The audacious so-and-so allegedly posted from the official account in what can only be described as a lightning-fast move-less than a minute after the token launched. Honestly, one can only wonder if the man was on caffeine, or perhaps something a bit stronger. 🔍

Behold, the tale of AiMan, who once worshipped Bitcoin’s glow but now kneels before XRP’s legal “clarity.” A court ruling, he claims, has crowned XRP king-though one wonders if it’s a crown of thorns or a mere trinket. 🕍⚖️

Now, let’s rewind to May 2022, when the BCRA slammed the brakes on crypto trading by banks faster than a sudden stop on the Buenos Aires subway. Their reasoning? Oh, just the usual-risks to users and the financial system. You know, the same risks that come with, say, lending money to a friend named “Dave” who’s always “just about to pay you back.” 💸

In a post that crackled with excitement, DogeMemeGirl revealed Tesla’s backend is undergoing a metamorphosis, a “massive” shift from its old, dormant state, which only dared to touch Tesla merch. Now, the code slithers into the heart of vehicle checkout, hiding “order with Dogecoin” buttons like a squirrel hoarding nuts. 🐿️

Imagine the scene: Coinbase, once the darling of digital adventurers, now limping back into India’s market-this time with a limited repertoire-crypto-to-crypto trading only. Yep, the INR jugular remains unplugged, probably waiting for 2026 to get a full Italian dinner of fiat integration-because why rush when you can savor the suspense? Think of it as a teaser trailer for a blockbuster that’s still being written.

What truths lie beneath the shimmering surface?

If the plans go through, Argentinians could soon be buying, selling, and storing Bitcoin right inside their banking apps-because what could go wrong? 🤔

The digital vaults of Upbit, South Korea’s crypto titan, found themselves entangled in a rather unsavory waltz with malevolent code, prompting the frosty immobilization of $1.77 million in ill-gotten gains. 🤡 A temporary lockdown ensued, deposits and withdrawals suspended like fireflies in amber, while wallet systems were upgraded with the urgency of a poet chasing … Read more

Rewind to 2022: Coinbase launched in India with fanfare, only to have UPI payments suspended faster than you can say “regulatory nightmare.” By 2023, it had exited the market altogether, leaving everyone wondering if it would ever return. Enter John O’Loghlen, Coinbase’s APAC Director, who made the grand announcement at India Blockchain Week. His mission? To ensure compliance with FIU-IND, because nothing says “innovation” like navigating bureaucratic hoops 📜.

The chart, a tragicomic portrait of human hope and folly, depicts XRP/USDT on a one-hour timeframe. It reveals not merely lines and prices, but souls in conflict: buyers whispering sweet nothings of ascent, sellers grunting cold truths of descent. And there, in the middle, the poor price-squeezed like a pince-nez between two unyielding brows. 😳