Crypto News

Ah, yes, Donald Trump: the man who might as well wear a “Crypto Commander” cape. Who would’ve thought we’d see the day?

In this episode, we’ll dive into the price performance of the native token, PI, and explore whether it has any shot at a quick comeback. Spoiler alert: the odds are… questionable. But we’re hopeful, right?

Polymarket, that very same platform where people place bets on practically everything (yes, the one with the charmingly ludicrous predictions), is currently engaging in early talks with investors to raise an amount that will place its value somewhere between $12 billion and $15 billion, according to Bloomberg’s insiders. 💸

While Bitcoin lounges at $107K, Novogratz sighs like a tired father: “First $125K, then we dream!” 🐢

Meanwhile, Binance’s beloved BNB is strutting back into the stage with a 4% jump past $1,100, eager to remind everyone it’s still got some juice. Other big-name coins-ETH, XRP, SOL-are waddling along in the slow lane, whereas HYPE, in a spectacular act of crypto bravado, decided to moon an astonishing 11%, teasing traders with a high of just over $39. Apparently, Hyperliquid Strategies isn’t content with just quietly raising funds; they went full blockbuster and filed an S-1 with the SEC to cajole up to a billion dollars-because what’s a little billion between friends? 💰🚀

According to some fancy report by TRM (which sounds like the noise a robot makes), the US has jumped from a sluggish turtle to the hare of the crypto race, rocketing ahead with a little help from the good old Trump administration. Countries like India are still hanging onto the top spot-probably because they’re still figuring out how to use WhatsApp-but the US isn’t far behind, climbing right to second place! And why? Because Trump’s administration apparently waved a magic regulatory wand and made digital assets a lot more inviting. Sparkly! 🤩

This marks the second crypto project to halt operations in October, following the Kadena Organization, which also decided to step back from its project amid ongoing challenges. Who knew building a blockchain was harder than finding a black hole in a galaxy of bad ideas?

“Leverage has normalized, on-chain activity is rising, and digital assets’ macro role continues to strengthen,” they quipped, as if chanting spells over the abyss of fiat decay.

Hold onto your hats, darlings! Berachain has unveiled a Preconfirmation System so swift, it’ll make your go-to lattes look sluggish. We’re talking about amplifying transaction confirmation speeds by a staggering tenfold-yes, ten times as fast! Imagine the network performance getting a if-it-was-possible-cheaper upgrade, all while maintaining that delicate balance of fairness and low latency that … Read more

Chainlink, that beleaguered soul, trades at $17.5, a mere 0.2% dip in 24 hours, yet its weekly decline stretches to 2.6%, and the monthly toll-a brutal 18.5%. Over seven days, it has writhed between $15.87 and $19.02, a narrow purgatory of compression after the fires of volatility. Ah, but what of the 24-hour trading volume? It has plummeted to $864.7 million, a 29.7% nosedive, while derivatives volume sank further still to $1.69 billion. One might say the market is fasting-of speculation, at least. 🍽️