Now listen here, partner – these city slickers at STS Digital (who probably wear fancier shoes than you’ll ever own) say that what worked for Bitcoin is now being tried on its poorer cousins. It’s like using your grandpappy’s moonshine recipe to make kombucha – same principle, but now it’s “artisanal.” 🥃➡️🍵
According to a report from the wise folks at CoinMarketCap, Chalom reckons the stablecoin market will balloon to a whopping $500 billion by December 2026. That’s a 62% leap from its current $308.46 billion! 🏦 And guess who’s handling over half of those transactions? Yes, Ethereum, the unsung hero of the blockchain world. So, if stablecoins are the party, Ethereum’s the one bringing the punch-and the punch is spiked! 🥳
A shady Ethereum wallet, once involved in significant DeFi hijinks, skittered about quite the sale of its token treasures after a long siesta. According to insider whispers passed along by the sharp-eyed Lookonchain on an unsuspecting X platform on a balmy December evening of ’25, our mysterious protagonist packed up 226,961 UNI (or $1.36 million worth), 33,215 LINK ($410K worth), a whopping 845,806 CRV ($328K worth), and just a sprinkle over 5 YFI ($17,500 worth).
While the price remains valiantly upright, Shiba Inu is quietly undergoing a supply hemorrhage from exchanges. The numbers tell a tale; roughly 459 billion SHIB have slipped away from centralized wallets over the past week, making their escape like a thief in the night.
The long-term trend? Bearish, of course. Life is suffering, and so is XRP. 😢
Meanwhile, Tom Lee’s BitMine Technologies is busy playing alchemist with Ethereum, turning silicon into silver (or so they hope). 🧙♂️✨
The CoinDesk 20, that mighty colossus of digital capitalism, now stands at 2696.43, a modest 0.4% (+10.39) rise since the clock struck 4 p.m. ET on Friday. A revolution in slow motion, comrades! 🚀
Grab a coffee as we dissect what rippled through global markets this weekend. Silver surged, then snapped violently lower, sparking whispers of leverage breaking behind the scenes. While metals traders scrambled, Bitcoin quietly moved the other way, hinting that this wasn’t just volatility, but a shift in liquidity. 🧠💥
North Korea’s exploits reached a new high this year. Data from Chainalysis shows a rise in stolen value, even as the number of attacks fell. Imagine that! More money, fewer parties. Efficiency, people! 🤷
fell 2% to $1.84 over 24 hours. Groundbreaking! Next, they’ll tell us water is wet and crypto Twitter is unhinged. 🚰
