A few tokens are receiving the sort of whale attention usually reserved for a particularly handsome cabaret performer. Let’s examine three, shall we? Though frankly, I’d rather be examining a dry martini.
One is left to wonder, naturally, if something frightfully important is afoot. Or perhaps they’ve simply had a particularly good day at the races.
At the press of a newspaper, Zcash stood at $395, proudly climbing 11% over the past 24 hours after a rather sedate start to the week. This seven-day range – akin to Frankly the Cat’s adventurous leaps – fluctuates between $306 and $420, suggesting the coin, now 18% higher, is navigating its December path, yet still down 27% from last month’s lofty ambitions.
Since December 7, 2024, over 403,000 Bitcoin-a modest 2% of the total supply-have fled the exchanges like peasants escaping a tax collector. “To cold storage they go,” the hodlers whisper, their wallets clutched tightly, as if guarding a family heirloom. 🥶💼
The crypto cosmos continues to shift faster than a goblin at a bank window. Coinbase, after a multiyear crypto hiatus in India (brought to you by the Department of Red Tape), is allegedly opening registrations again, per The List (formerly known as Techcrunch but now answering to higher powers). This is hailed as “aggressive growth” in a market where the only things growing faster are government tax demands.
According to an X post by crypto expert Stern Drew, the latest WisdomTree report shows that XRP is the only digital asset attracting consistent institutional demand worldwide. In Europe, XRP has attracted over $549 million in new institutional capital this year, more than three times the inflows into Ethereum. This figure surpasses the total for every altcoin in the market and multi-asset products except Bitcoin. 🧠💸
Now, XRP’s velocity is no casual affair. No, no! It usually correlates with a frenzy of spot trading and the use of Ripple’s very own cross-border payment solution-On-Demand Liquidity (ODL). Some analysts, those brave souls, are predicting a 16% price rally based on current network patterns. But, hold onto your hats! With crypto markets as unpredictable as a squirrel on espresso, who can say what the future holds? 🙃
But wait, there’s more! The notes come with the option for purchasers to snap up an additional $300 million. Naturally, they can settle in cash, shares, or a combination of both, depending on the whim of CoreWeave’s board. The choices are endless…well, sort of. 😜
And the timing couldn’t be more interesting, with traders nervously eyeing tomorrow’s Fed meeting, which might set the mood for the whole crypto market as we head into the final stretch of the year. 🤯 What’s next, a psychic? 🧙♂️
