In the grand theater of cryptocurrencies, where every day brings a new act of drama and intrigue, Worldcoin (WLD) has taken center stage. The native token of Sam Altman’s ambitious iris-scanning project has witnessed a meteoric rise, gaining 25% in value over the past 24 hours and now trading at a robust $1.25. 🌟
This reduction in supply, akin to turning off the tap of a leaky faucet, is expected to ease the sell pressure on the market, making Bittensor a top contender in the crypto world for 2025. It’s like being the only kid at the party with an unlimited supply of candy while everyone else has to ration their sweets. 🍭
Since early September, whale activity in Pump.fun [PUMP] has been more intense than a summer blockbuster. One particularly ambitious whale decided to spread its bets across three wallets, opening leveraged long positions worth a whopping $6.3 million. 🤑
Speaking at the Eastern Economic Forum in Vladivostok on September 7, Kobyakov explained in riveting detail how the United States plans to employ cryptocurrency and stablecoins to-brace yourself-shift its enormous fiscal burden into the ethereal realm of digital space. A masterstroke, if ever there was one, as American financial wizardry reaches a whole new level of sorcery.
Originally submitted by Nasdaq in February, the ETF proposal was a valiant attempt to navigate the SEC’s labyrinthine Rule 5711(d). By March, the application had been revised, then published for public comment like a cryptic scroll in a wizard’s library. The public, naturally, responded with a mix of confusion and existential dread.
Once upon a dreary Monday (because all big ambitions start on a Monday), CoinShares, that titan of European digital asset management, announced its eager flight towards the fabled Wall Street. In a spectacle worthy of an opera buffa, it is to be christened public in the United States by merging with the illustrious Vine Hill Capital Investment Corp – a Nasdaq-listed SPAC with a name that sounds like it was concocted by a vineyard owner who suddenly fancied finance.
Now, let’s rewind a bit. Back in January 2025, Bybit had to hit the pause button on its Indian operations due to some regulatory hiccups. Apparently, they were operating without the proper paperwork, which is a big no-no in the world of finance. The Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU) wasn’t too pleased and slapped them with a fine of about $1.06 million. Ouch! But hey, they’ve paid up and are now officially registered with the FIU, so everything’s peachy keen. 🍑
The crowd of traders whispers: “It cools, it weakens.” But the charts – those cruel fortune-tellers – murmur another tale: the pause before another storm, the hush before the next hammer strike.
On the rather unfortunate date of September 2, one Mr. Kuan Sun, illustrious CEO of Eureka Trading and an avid admirer of Venus’s charms, accidentally endorsed a counterfeit Zoom client transaction. This unfortunate faux pas granted an audacious knave token approval faster than you can say “pass the cucumber sandwiches.” The loot? A smorgasbord of USDT, USDC, FDUSD, and other acronyms worth a dazzling $13 million.
From the mystical lands of Japan, the fabled Metaplanet-otherwise known as the Asian Strategy, because calling it “Plan B” would simply not suffice-has sashayed onto the stage with a fresh bounty of bitcoin brilliance, declared with all the pomp and circumstance of a Shakespearean actor announcing the demise of fiscal prudence.