One might imagine that such a dashing rogue would at least have the decency to conceal his exploits, but no! Haby flaunts his ill-gotten gains with the pride of a peacock, squandering them on rare social media handles, bottle service, and gambling-truly, a life of decadence for a man who should be in prison. 🕵️♂️
Recent price behavior reveals XRP lingering just beneath a key technical threshold, much like a wallflower at a ball. On the monthly XRP price chart, the astute analyst ChartNerd (@ChartNerdTA) has identified $1.889 as a critical support level-a zone that aligns most conveniently with a former range high and a high-volume node from prior trading cycles. How very convenient indeed! 🕵️♂️📈
In the dead of winter 2025, as the world slumbered, a shadow fell upon Unleash Protocol-a DeFi project perched precariously on the shoulders of Story Protocol. With the subtlety of a bear waltzing into a beehive, an attacker seized control of the protocol’s multisig governance, upgrading contracts with the enthusiasm of a toddler with a remote control. The result? A cascade of user assets fleeing the scene, faster than a merchant’s conscience at a tax audit. 🏃♂️💨
The 2025 Skynet Hack3d Report is here. 🎭
Following a $4 million bridge exploit in September, which left investors reeling with the grace of a toppled teacup, the project’s developers have resolved not merely to promise a comeback, but to tokenise it with all the fervour of a romantic suitor.
Apparently, this move will make on-chain payments as seamless as sliding into DMs, all while keeping the regulators happy. No user opt-in required-because who has time for that? 😏
Now, one cannot help but ponder the intentions behind such a bold maneuver. Might the owner be a prudent soul choosing to shelter their Shiba Inu (SHIB) away from the clutches of the exchange, thus eliminating the immediate threat of selling pressure? Or could this wallet serve as a bustling hub, a temporary waystation before the coins are distributed to far-flung markets or carefully orchestrated liquidity routes? The mind races with possibilities! 😏
But-ah, the audacity!-Messari’s Sam, that soothsayer of numbers, dismisses Lighter’s menace with a wave of his hand. “HYPE will reprice back to the ‘endgame perp DEX,’” he intones, perhaps smiling at the absurdity of it all – fee compression? Fear not, dear investors, the fun never ends.
If you look at the monthly chart-yes, that big, slow-moving thing that makes your impatience look frantic-altcoin dominance has been squeezed into a downward angle, a falling wedge that’s about as sexy as a tax audit. This pattern feels like a balloon slowly deflating, but with less panic and more patience. It’s a kind of “don’t count your chickens” moment, because this wedge is like a hammock-it supports, but it also hints at a potential bounce or a desperate collapse. As of now, it’s just dangling there, flirting near the bottom, like a teenager testing boundaries.
2025 was supposed to be the year of “innovation,” “ecosystems,” and “decentralized unicorns.” Instead, we got Bitcoin Cash-the crypto equivalent of a beige wall-stealing the spotlight. Who knew?