With the third quarter now fully in the books, the original bitcoin treasury outfit Strategy (MSTR) announced a $3.9 billion gain on its mammoth BTC holdings for the quarter-capital numbers, but with a heart of gold. š
October, that capricious stagehand, saw Bitcoin breach the 125,000 barrier. The cryptocurrency hit an all-time high of $125,450 and then dropped a notch back. The recent trading sits at approximately 123 441 with a strong weekly increase of 11.89%.
In a stunning display of transparency, Deputy Minister of Finance Nguyen Duc Chi shared the ‘news’ during a Sunday briefing. āAs of now, the ministry has not received any proposals from enterprises,ā he said, probably while staring wistfully out the window. And here’s the kicker-only five (yes, five!) participants will be allowed into this digital asset circus. So, who will step up? The world waits with bated breath.
Ah, the irony of it all! While the heavens weep incessantly, inundating the fields and homes of Uttarakhand, Punjab, Bihar, and their brethren, Binance Charity steps forth, not with an ark, but with funds to procure the essentials of life: food, hygiene kits, clean water, and shelter. A modern-day savior, one might say, though sans the beard and sandals. Kushal Manupati, the Regional Growth and Operations Lead for South Asia, proclaimed with a gravitas befitting the occasion that their mission is to ensure aid reaches the most vulnerable. Noble words, indeed, though one wonders if the crypto gods themselves have smiled upon this endeavor.
Well, brace yourself! The crypto markets, like the rest of us, may find themselves completely distracted by the ever-thrilling U.S. government shutdown in the coming week. Who needs clear economic data when you can enjoy a fantastic game of “What Does the Government Think They’re Doing?” Traders, naturally, will be scrambling around like mice looking for cheese in the dark, unable to find a clear catalyst for their positions.
Yes, the Polymarket bettors are speaking. They think the government will remain shut tight until after Oct. 15, but donāt worry, itāll be back in business before you can say āpolitical impasse.ā
In a post on X (because who doesnāt love a good cryptic message?), Lubin dropped the bombshell: this isnāt just a prototype, itās the real deal. Season 1 alone is giving away over $30 million in LINEA tokens based on your on-chain activity and referrals. šøš Yes, you read that right-$30 million! Time to dust off that MetaMask wallet you havenāt touched since 2021, darlings. Lubin practically begged, āIf you havenāt transacted in a while, nowās the time to update your MetaMask and give it another try.ā š¦š
The decentralized finance arena just took another thrilling twist! DefiLlama has decided to pull the plug on Aster DEX’s trading volume data, citing fears of data manipulation. And guess what? The ASTER token took a nosedive faster than a coin on a bad exchange, sending waves of panic through the market. What does this all mean for transparency in the crypto world? Well, if youāre asking, it means things just got a little murkier…
Global monetary relations, which are basically the worldās version of a chaotic game of chess, are getting a makeover as nations try to avoid paying in dollars. Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Oct. 3 that Russia isnāt waging a war on the U.S. currency but is instead playing a game of “how do we avoid using dollars without looking like weāre avoiding dollars?” š¤”
Early birds, those cunning souls who once feasted on the crumbs of Shiba Inu (SHIB), Bonk (BONK), DogWifHat (WIF), and Dogecoin (DOGE), now turn their gaze to this fresh spectacle. TRUMPGAZ, they whisper, is poised to explode like a firework at a bureaucratās birthday – a 14,000% surge in mere days! š
