Post-encounter, Roth, ever the diplomat, took to the digital stage (X, as the plebeians call it) to croon: “Great meeting with Ripple, as they pirouette toward their license. We discussed their European dreams, and I, with a flourish, reaffirmed our love for digital innovation.” 🕺💼
So, XRP’s been having a rough week (or, you know, the last seven days-time flies in crypto). Down 7%, currently chilling at $2.82. Not ideal. And guess what? 440 million tokens got dumped by whales. That’s over $1.2 billion. Yes, you read that right. Because why not just ruin everyone’s day?
Markets, like a crowd huddled in winter, murmur of a wind that smells of metal and new laws. On Thursday, a quiet thunder rolled across the room where the world trades its breath, and the earth revealed its hidden wealth once more-rare earths, the unassuming kings of many a gadget and gun.
It changes hands at roughly $4,350, with a 24-hour volume marching past $41 billion. The mood is down-2% in a single day, 3% slid over the week-like a stubborn sofa that won’t stop squeaking just when the aunt asks if anyone would like tea. 😅
Ah, behold the mystifying Mayer Multiple-our ever-absent friend seems to whisper that Bitcoin (BTC) flirted with “oversold” rather than indulging in “overbought” sentiments, even while perched at the dizzying heights of all-time records. Could it be some kind of cosmic prank? 🤔
The coming days shall be a trial by fire, a reckoning to discern whether this is but a fleeting correction or the harbinger of a deeper, more brutal pullback. The markets, ever capricious, demand their tribute in uncertainty. 🌪️
Hester, ever the paragon of poise, took to social media to set the record straight. “The person claiming to be me is trying to scam people,” she declared with her usual aplomb. “I do not use Telegram for private messages.” Bravo, Hester! A swift slap in the face to those imposters. 👏 She urged the public to stay sharp and report any shenanigans, lest their funds vanish like a gin fizz at a Coward soiree.
The company, with the gravitas of a fortune teller at a county fair, declared its penchant for “cryptos with strong fundamentals and real world utility.” One wonders if they also collect rare stamps or vintage teapots. 🫖
Dominant taker selling, negative NVT, and -247% DAA divergence point to short-term consolidation before recovery. 🛑🔄
A learned scholar, one Darkfost by name, doth proclaim that the very currents of fortune are flowing towards the BNB Chain. This chain, you see, is becoming a busy marketplace, attracting merchants (DeFi applications) and players (gamers) from far and wide. It’s not merely the price, good people, but a veritable flourishing of activity! A most wondrous thing… or is it just hype? 🤔
