In a recent post, the enigmatic analyst Mister Crypto, a sage of the digital realm, beheld a “textbook inverse head and shoulders” formation, declaring, “The breakout shall be massive!” 🎭 The setup, a tragicomedy of market forces, features a left shoulder, head, and right shoulder, with a descending neckline that stretches like a serpent from the 2024 highs. 🐍
Tether has dropped this bomb with a $250,000 donation to Opensats, the folks who fund open-source Bitcoin shenanigans that claim to champion financial freedom and dodge censorship like a pro. Because who doesn’t love a little anarchy in their crypto? 😂
In a recent post on X, Coinbase has confirmed that a scheduled system maintenance will commence on October 25 at 7:00 AM PT, lasting four hours. During this time, users shall be deprived of the ability to trade, transfer, stake, or utilise credit card functions. However, one may still peruse their accounts, though most other features shall remain inaccessible. The platform has further disclosed that futures and derivatives trading shall be offline from 4:00 AM to 1:00 PM PT, as both systems undergo overlapping maintenance. 🕵️♀️
SolanaFloor, that ever-observant chronicler, notes that CME’s Solana futures have seen over 730K contracts traded since March, a sum of $34B in notional volume. Open interest, my dear reader, now surpasses $2.1B, rendering Solana the most precipitous crypto asset to double its OI beyond $1B since its debut. Quite the feat, is it not? 🎩
Chainlink, that fickle fortune-teller of the ether, dances perilously near a support of utmost consequence, with analysts predicting an upward pirouette should the stage hold firm. Currently languishing at $17.96 after a grievous 5.7% tumble in but a day, the poor dear has endured the slings and arrows of market malice. From its lofty $19.20 perch, it tumbled beneath $18.00 in a mere two acts, a veritable tragedy of profit-taking! 😔📉
Despite its recent stumble, whispers of technical patterns suggest a potential ascent. Liquidity zones and ETF filings-those modern-day omens-dance tantalizingly on the horizon, beckoning traders with the promise of fortune or folly.
Picture this: U.S. stocks tripping over their own shoelaces on Thursday, what with credit woes lurking like unwanted guests at a family reunion and the economy slowing down faster than my enthusiasm for housework.
Non, mes amis, les données sur la blockchain et l’accumulation des whalés suggèrent que la tendance haussière reste intacte, malgré ces petits caprices de marché. 🐢
Gone are the days when stablecoins were merely the shy cousins of crypto trading or the awkward facilitators of cross-border payments. On a crisp Thursday, October 16, Visa-the credit card titan-published a report that reads like a dramatic monologue from *The Cherry Orchard*. It reveals that stablecoins are now strutting their stuff in the on-chain credit market, a realm once dominated by traditional lenders. The report, dripping with statistics, outlines their burgeoning role in the $40 trillion global credit market. 🌍💳
Egrag, ever the optimist, clings to the past like a lover to a faded photograph. In 2021, XRP soared 1,700%, he reminds us, while this cycle has only mustered a paltry 1,160%. “Unacceptable!” he exclaims, as if the market were a misbehaving servant. ETFs, institutional inflows-these are his crutches, propping up his belief that XRP must outshine its former self. $5.20, he predicts, with a shrug, though his heart yearns for $9. A small sale at $5, perhaps, to test the waters, but his eyes gleam with greed for greater gains. 🤑