Analyst Predicts XRP Price Will Hit $1,200 With 50,000% Run Driven By These Factors

In an X post (because why not post on a platform that is *absolutely not* just a playground for memes?), Remi shared his bullish predictions. Apparently, the charts are now showing an “E-wave” rally that could launch XRP all the way to $1,200. Remember back in 2017 when XRP shot up by a whopping 76,000%, despite having no utility? Just a good ol’ fashioned retail frenzy. But this time-this time, it has utility! And FOMO from institutions! Now, the target is a humble 50,000% increase. No biggie, right?

Ethena’s ENA Soars! Why? 💸🔥

Ethena (ENA), the core native cryptocurrency asset of an on-chain stablecoin protocol, is the best performer across all top 100 cryptocurrencies today. While the market benchmark is only up by 1.77%, ENA’s price added almost 9% in 24 hours. A miracle? Or just the crypto gods playing favorites? 🤷‍♂️💸

Bitcoin’s $126K Peak: The Final Curtain or Just a Dramatic Intermission? 🎭💰

Alas, the gods of gravity and irony had other plans. The chariot of Bitcoin, once so triumphant, found itself spiraling down like a reluctant rocket, plummeting over $23,000 in a week-until it awkwardly settled at $107,000. Close, but no cigar. The question lingering in the crypto air, swirling like a fine cigar smoke in an old Russian tavern, is whether this topsy-turvy ride has already hit its finale. Or-plot twist!-there’s more to come. 🍿📉

Bitcoin’s Staggering Losses: Schiff’s Cryptic Warning 🚨

Economist and gold advocate Peter Schiff, ever the Cassandra of the financial world, has issued a stark warning that the losses about to hit the crypto industry will be… staggering. One might say he’s been predicting the end of the world since the days of the dot-com bubble. 🧙‍♂️

How Binance’s South Korean Adventure and France’s Crypto Crusade Will Change Everything (Probably)

On that fateful October 16th, industry whispers confirmed that South Korean regulators, often more cautious than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, finally signed off on Binance’s latest conquest. After a lengthy wait-more dragging than a Netflix series-regulators cleared the way for Binance to legally own a good chunk of Gopax, which they had sneakily acquired back in February 2023, snagging a solid 67%. As if anyone doubted they’d eventually cash in on their Machiavellian plans. 😏

🚀 DOGE to the Moon? $0.86 or Bust! 🌕

According to crypto wizard Ali Martinez (aka the chart whisperer), our beloved meme coin is *finally* showing signs of a bullish breakout. 🎉 Yes, you heard that right-DOGE wants to rebound! And not just a little hop, skip, and jump-we’re talking targets of $0.29, $0.45, and the holy grail: $0.86. 🤑