In the waning days of autumn, as the leaves of Wall Street trembled in the chill of market winds, the President stood resolute upon his marble pedestal, declaring the economy a “booming symphony of American ingenuity.” He spake thusly, even as the specter of a government shutdown loomed-a specter he vanquished with but a flick of his quill. “The market shall shatter records!” he cried, and lo, it did. 📈
During a spirited exchange on “Altcoin Daily,” Hayes declared with the gravitas of a fortune-teller: “I think pretty much every other L1 besides Ethereum or Solana is a zero and they’re not going to do very well.” Yes, dear reader, the man who predicted the 2018 crash is now warning us of blockchain Armageddon. Surely, the end times are near-just ask your coffee shop chatter.
What’s the deal, crypto? The macro environment is sunnier than a day at the beach, but demand is colder than a polar bear’s toenails. Market strength? Fading like a bad tan. Confidence? Eroding like a sandcastle in a tsunami. So, what’s changed? BeInCrypto sat down with Ryan Chow, Co-Founder of Solv Protocol, to unravel this crypto conundrum and figure out how Bitcoin can win 2026. 🕵️♂️💭
Over the last 24 hours on Dec. 11, 2025, ICP has been dancing in a tight circle between $3.6 and $3.7, taking small steps backward, as if it’s trying to outrun its own shadow. 📉 Estimated 24-hour volume? A steady 90 to 110 million-about as exciting as watching paint dry, but traders are still glued to their screens, hoping for a miracle. 🤯
Keel, which is basically the on-chain equivalent of a financial lifeguard in the Sky ecosystem (don’t ask how, we don’t know either), has decided that Solana needs some real-world assets (RWAs) for a change. How do they plan to make this happen? With a tiny sum of $500 million. Yep, pocket change. They’ve launched the grandiose-sounding “Tokenization Regatta” because, you know, everything sounds better with a bit of nautical flair.
But two on-chain shifts now show something that did not appear at any point earlier in this downturn. These signals suggest the correction could be close to a turn – if Bitcoin delivers the push it needs. 🧠
Meet Susbarium, the self-proclaimed guardian of Shiba Inu’s digital realm, who’s sounding the alarm like a disgruntled badger in a teacup. 🐾
Gemini, that ever-ambitious phoenix of the crypto cosmos, has now secured a Designated Contract Market (DCM) license from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. This arcane credential permits its Gemini Titan platform to peddle binary event contracts, a move that positions the firm to expand its U.S. dominion with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. 🛠️
For over a decade, Bitcoin [BTC] has danced to a cruel, predictable tune: a Halving event, a commendable rally to new heights, and then a brutal 75-90% crash that resets the entire market like a poorly timed joke. 🕵️♂️
Behold, the EMAs-20, 50, and the formidable 100-looming like ancient sentinels, their slopes as downward as a poet’s despair. SHIB, poor creature, is ensnared in this multilayered web of resistance, its every bounce a fleeting hope, destined to fade unless it breaches the 50-day EMA’s fortress. A downtrend, you say? Nay, it is a tragic ballet, each step a reminder of gravity’s cruel embrace. 💃
