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By Shayan (the brave soul who dares to decipher Bitcoin’s mumbo jumbo)

The decline coincided with Remittix’s audacious debut, its $25.2M war chest and 15% USDT referral bounty a sly wink at XRP and XLM. The payments sector, once a duopoly, now simmers with rivalry, as if the gods of finance had grown bored and decided to spice things up. 🎲

Market analyst Skew advised the trader eager to initiate a large long position, worth hundreds of millions, to “perhaps hold off until the market price takes the buying burden, thus avoiding potentially harmful trading volumes.

Ordinary shark wallets, those modest sea creatures, typically cradle between 100 and 1,000 BTC. Yet these prodigious fish made waves before, splashing their presence loudly when Bitcoin lingered, indecisive, at a cool $112,000.

On a fine Thursday, CoinMarketCap trumpeted $300 billion. Not so fast, retorted CoinGecko, brandishing a more modest $291 billion on Friday, while DefiLlama’s sullen tally stood at $289 billion, as if wary of overstretching its fiscal muscles. Clearly, as in all good British comedies, the truth lies somewhere beneath a heap of amusing contradictions.

Ah, history-our kindly old friend who likes to remind us that bitcoin likely stamped its September 2025 low, around a modest $107,000, right on the very first day of the month. A subtle whisper that the dust might finally be settling, or at least pretending to.

That number? Just the safe bet. Some of them jugglers with their calculators claim $ETH might even hit $6.8K. That’s the kind of optimism that’d make a gambler sweat or grin like a cat with a fiddle.

This here spectacle shows the big city folks finally got their noses in the Dogecoin trough, makin’ one of the boldest hoarding sprees this side of the Mississippi. Ain’t often you see such a craze for them them there joke coins turned serious money.

In the presale frenzy, Maxi Doge has already captivated the gilded cages of investors, its brand as viral as a Wildean bon mot at a society dinner. Experts, those oracles of the crypto sphere, predict it could be the next darling of the meme coin masquerade, a Shiba Inu in sheep’s clothing, a Pepe Coin with panache. 🦜

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