Crypto Bill’s Last Gasp: 40% Chance

Traders, ever the pragmatists, now assign the bill a 42% chance of passing in 2026, reflecting a growing consensus that the negotiations between the crypto industry and the banking sector resemble a chess match between a pawn and a king-both claiming victory, but neither moving an inch.

HSK Token: The Financial World’s Newest Darling or Just Another Fancy Bauble?

Well, I say, HashKey Exchange, the crème de la crème of Hong Kong’s trading platforms, has finally rolled out the red carpet for HSK at the civilized hour of 4pm (UTC+8) on February 25, 2026. This token, the darling of the HashKey ecosystem, is now exclusively available to those chaps who’ve passed the professional investor muster. Tally-ho!

Coinbase’s USDC Boom: From Side Hustle to Money-Printing Machine?

In 2025, Coinbase raked in $1.35 billion from stablecoins, which is 19% of their total revenue. That’s right, they’re basically the cool kid at the crypto party, and USDC is their +1. Thanks to their BFF partnership with Circle, the issuer of USDC, they’re swimming in high-margin cash. And now that the GENIUS Act is here (yes, that’s an actual law, not a Marvel movie), the party’s just getting started. Coinbase execs are like, “Watch us multiply this revenue by two to seven times. Boom.”

Bitcoin Struggles Below $70K as Institutional Demand Fades Amid Macro Pressures

Bitcoin is still trading under $70,000, influenced by general economic uncertainty that’s affecting investments considered risky. Recent selling activity has narrowed Bitcoin’s price range to between $64,000 and $67,000, and it’s currently showing little strong movement. According to Wintermute, this isn’t just a temporary fluctuation.

Bitcoin’s Panic: Institutions Flee as Quantum Threat Looms!

In a new post on X, Capriole Investments’ Charles Edwards, a man whose words carry the gravity of a storm, has laid bare the latest trend in the behavior of those who once danced with Bitcoin. To track their movements, Edwards has used the spot ETFs and treasury companies as a compass, though one might wonder if they’re merely chasing shadows.

Will Espresso [ESP] hit $1B valuation? Korean listings spark 80% explosion

In case you missed it, Binance and Coinbase did their part on February 12th, listing Espresso, but it was the Korean exchanges-Upbit and Bithumb-that really stirred the pot. If you ever doubted the power of Korea’s liquidity, think again. These listings were like throwing gasoline on a fire, and the flames… they were beautiful. Could this surge continue? Only time-and a lot of caffeine-will tell.

Ethereum’s Legal Clarity: A Blessing or a Curse?

The SEC chairman, ever the arbiter of financial fads, has reportedly likened Ethereum to a commodity, a label as baffling as calling a loaf of bread a “non-bread edible.” Meanwhile, an investor named Paul Barron, with the fervor of a prophet, insists that ETH is now the backbone of a “new on-chain financial system,” a claim as convincing as a child’s promise to clean their room. One wonders if the SEC’s sudden enlightenment is born of genuine insight or a desperate attempt to keep pace with the chaos.