It all started innocently enough when Schwartz shared his article, “The War on Cash,” on X (formerly known as Twitter). The post got people riled up when someone dared ask: what’s more dangerous to your freedom-cash getting the boot or CBDCs? Cue the dramatic music… 🎶
Dogecoin’s 24h trading volume is up 60.83%, suggesting sustained support from the ghost of investors past 🐋💰. It’s like a party where everyone’s wearing a hat made of confetti and shouting “BUT IT’S A GOOD SIGNAL!”
1⃣ $BSOL’s explosive $69.5M day one inflow and $56M trading volume make it the biggest crypto ETF debut since Ethereum. Who needs a plot when numbers this wild exist? 🚀
This ISO 20022 entanglement, dear reader, is less a leap and more a cautious shuffle toward the traditional banking ballroom. Smoother transactions? Check. Faster reconciliations? Check. Regulatory compliance? A necessary evil, perhaps. Yet one cannot help but wonder: will this make Pi a darling of institutions, or merely a guest who overstays its welcome? 🤔
Éric Ciotti, the chap at the helm of the French political outfit UDR, has unveiled a bill that’s got more twists than a Jeeves plot. The plan? To amass a staggering 420,000 bitcoins (or BTC, as the fellows in the know call it) over the next seven to eight years. Quite the tall order, what? 🧑💻
The company, in its infinite wisdom, plans to repurchase up to 150 million shares by the 29th of October, 2026. A date, one presumes, of no small significance. 📅
The coin, which recently hit rock bottom-the kind that makes you question your investments and your life choices-has apparently rebounded by more than half since the October crash that made everyone wish they’d become bakers instead. Yet, it’s still down 91%, a statistic that would make even the stoic Gogol shed a tear of bitter humor. “A triumph,” they say-if only from the perspective of a gambler dreaming of a comeback and a plot twist.
The remaining 18,500 ETH? Oh, just a modest fortune stretching far beyond the horizon-valued at over $80 million. Yes, dears, that’s a delightful 12,971 times their original investment. The network’s been blooming while they’ve been snoozing! So, this little escapade just proves that patience, cheeky little thing that it is, still pays handsome dividends in this wild crypto romance. 🚀🥂
