The initiative, a marriage of EQTY Lab and Hedera Foundation (the latter being the self-appointed architect of the HBAR blockchain), is as groundbreaking as a tax audit in a dystopian novel. They claim it will bring “AI governance onchain”-a phrase so Orwellian, it makes Big Brother blush. 🧾
With a burst of patriotic zeal, Nvidia’s shares leapt over 5%, catapulting the tech colossus into the record books-though one must wonder if their stock will start offering loyalty cards next. The markets, dressed in their Sunday best, cheered as Nasdaq scaled fresh heights and Dow Jones decided to add an extra 250 points, like a kid reaching for a cookie jar. 🍪
The markets, they whisper, are alive with positioning-a cautious optimism, like a lover hesitating at the door. Bitcoin futures open interest (OI) stands at a staggering $73.8 billion, according to coinglass.com. Traders, it seems, are anything but indifferent, even as the spot price takes a modest bow. 🎭
Bitcoin, that glittering relic of the 2010s, has rallied to $115k this week. Investors rejoice! Or as close as one can rejoice while staring at a screen full of emojis. 📈✨
His analysis, unveiled upon the digital agora of X, delves into the weekly XRP/ETH chart, where a rare phenomenon has emerged-a bullish divergence, unseen since the halcyon days of mid-2024. This, he proclaims, is not mere coincidence but a harbinger of shifting fortunes. The Relative Strength Index (RSI), once spurned, now ascends from its nadir, while the price lingers at a lower low-a subtle dance that whispers of waning sellers and XRP’s burgeoning strength. 🕊️📈
According to a press release received by crypto.news, Intuition protocol has officially launched its mainnet on Oct. 29. The milestone marks the company’s transition from beta and testnet phases into full production, as it aims to establish a “public, composable trust layer” for the internet and artificial intelligence. A trust layer, you say? How quaint. 🤡
It all started innocently enough when Schwartz shared his article, “The War on Cash,” on X (formerly known as Twitter). The post got people riled up when someone dared ask: what’s more dangerous to your freedom-cash getting the boot or CBDCs? Cue the dramatic music… 🎶
Dogecoin’s 24h trading volume is up 60.83%, suggesting sustained support from the ghost of investors past 🐋💰. It’s like a party where everyone’s wearing a hat made of confetti and shouting “BUT IT’S A GOOD SIGNAL!”
1⃣ $BSOL’s explosive $69.5M day one inflow and $56M trading volume make it the biggest crypto ETF debut since Ethereum. Who needs a plot when numbers this wild exist? 🚀
