The 50-day MA and the 200-day MA on the XRP/BTC pair are practically whispering sweet nothings to each other, and if the 50-day MA gets bold enough to cross above its elder, we might witness a golden cross. But, heavens above, if it’s the other way round, it’s a death cross, and that’s about as cheerful as a wet weekend in Blandings. ☠️📉
Now, Coinbase Prime isn’t just your average crypto exchange-it’s where big, fancy institutional investors do their thing. We’re talking custody, trading, all that jazz. So when BlackRock shoves a massive pile of Bitcoin onto Coinbase, some folks start sweating. Could they be setting us all up for a sell-off? 👀
A chart, perhaps the last relic of reason:
Enter Charlie Kirkconnell, the man behind the Cayman Enterprise City (CEC), who’s basically the Elon Musk of tax havens (minus the rocket obsession). He agreed to chat with BeInCrypto, presumably because he’s either very brave or very desperate for attention.
A 25% plunge in S/F and a 2.5% dip in OI-behold, the scarcity narrative unravels like a poorly knit scarf. Traders, ever cautious, position themselves as if treading on thin ice. ❄️📉
Well, shucks, Matt Hougan’s been yapping about Solana like it’s the next slice of heaven. According to him, it’s got “two ways to win,” just like Bitcoin. 🌟 But let’s be honest, folks, in this game, there’s only one sure way to lose: by taking everything too seriously. 😏
Behold, HBAR now slumbers at $0.1965, a 12% tumble from its recent hubris and a 50% nosedive from its year-to-date high. One might say it’s the crypto world’s answer to a Shakespearean hero-triumphant one moment, ruined the next. 🎭
The price of Ethereum has tumbled, as if startled by the stern whispers of the American central bank, whose words carry the weight of a prophet’s doom. This retreat coincides with the exodus of funds from ETFs and the portfolios of the traditionally minded, a sign that caution has taken root in the crypto garden. The breach of the 4,000 USD mark, a psychological fortress, has unleashed a cascade of sales, liquidations, and second thoughts, leaving many to wonder if the floor is but a prelude to the abyss.
During the third-quarter earnings call-a ritual of numbers and promises-Saylor proclaimed, “We have no plans to pursue M&A, even if it glitters like fool’s gold.” He warned that such deals drag on like a Chekhovian drama, stretching “six to nine months, or a year,” only to reveal themselves as less appealing than a stale pirozhok. 🥯
The AFP, in what can only be described as a triumph of human ingenuity, managed to crack a cryptic wallet backup. The treasure? 9 million Australian dollars (or a whopping $5.9 million USD, for those counting in foreign currency). AFP Commissioner Krissy Barrett called it a “miraculous feat” – and let’s be honest, who wouldn’t? The secret? A “crypto safe cracker,” a data scientist so brilliant they’re practically a superhero in the digital underworld.